That last contest put me in sort of bookish mood. Comic bookish, to be precise. Thanks to my grotesquely overdeveloped musculature, I'm often mistaken for a superhero (*hack, wheeze*). But the fact is, I've never liked them much. Take away thier courage, thier strength; thier good looks, brilliant minds and lightning fast reflexes, and what have they got? Nothing, I tell you! So I'm establishing my own Legion of Doom.

Everyone knows the best way to dispose of a meddlesome superhuman is with a cunning death trap. So I want you to take an established hero and put them in an absurd or impossible situation. Alternately, you can take a page or panel from a comic book (as was done to great effect last contest) and alter it to make a well known super-type look rediculous. That'll show 'em! You have until Jan. 19 at 6:00 EST. That's when my microwave satellite array is scheduled to melt the polar ice caps.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

go here for mine

and here

That first one was one of the best things I've ever seen.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I choose... Iron Chef Kryptonian!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The old dick in the bowl trick.

All the hero has to do is sit down and recive a joyfull suprise.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Now that's my kind of toilet!!!!!!

Note to self: Stay away from Boinky.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Note to self: If I'm ever at Boinky's house and have to 'go'--HOLD IT!!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Why suffer holding it? Do what I do, piss in his bowl of Cheerios.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Note to self: use boinky's toilet.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Note to self. Don't drink the yellow milk at TheElPaso's.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Note to self: Remember to clean up after masturbating.

i forget to close my mouth sometimes, too.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I like to squeal like a little piggy when I masturbate.

entry, yo.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You can cut and paste the url if you right-click on its properties.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

i feel just awful now. i mean, it's okay to have problems viewing a page as long as the page is worth viewing, but my stuff is just crap.

(:

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

I'm standing by my single entry. It took me too long to do that for me to do another!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

What the hell happened to Spidey's eye? Did that pussy take a chunk out of his skull?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

That's how it was in the image I lifted, and I couldn't do justice to the restoration process. So yep, Garfield chomped it!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

In true villianous fashion, I am arbitrarily stepping up my deadline. You have 48 hours (Saturday around noon Stripcreator time) to get any last minute entries in, or my tractor beam will... implode the solar system! Or something.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Batman isn't good with kids, so I figure, you can get him sent to jail when he kills some pre-schooler in dodgeball.

For sale, now!

(cheap!)