And now our favorite agraphic rappist fucks off into the sunset. Let's salute him. Make strips that have something to do with fuck-- the man, his legend, his everlasting legacy. Or whatever, as long as it's somehow related to fuck. That's the only rule. The fittingest tribute shall be enshrined in the etc. etc.

For you newbies who sadly missed fuck's halcyon days, here are his strips. The management is not responsible for damage or loss resulting from etc. etc.

Andy, since you are fuck, you have to work Russell Crowe in somehow.

Judging on Monday afternoon.

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What others say about boorite!

Big Super Orgy Time. by Mmmm_Penis 1-15-03

ALRIGHT, BABBY! I'M GONA MAKE YOUR'E EYES EXPLODED WITH MY PAINFUL RAMMINGS! I am feeling the both frightened and sickly aroused. I don't ever have seen animol caulk. Pray to my ansesstors it is not too slimy. Come here, sweet-thang. I've got an itch that can only be scratched by your vaginal wall.

Now that fuck doesn't have the graphic sexual content market cornered, it is my time for to shine!

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I smell cunt.

i am literate by theniwrenator 1-15-03

excuse me, would you like to make love to me? not at this time, thank you then i would like for you to discontinue living ah! i am losing my life

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I really am a fan.

Excellent! An excuse to repost Whacky Teamup Adventures from CC124. For those who don't remember that one, a dying fuck has hidden a large amount of money somewhere, and the other characters are having capers and frolics trying to find it.

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!1 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

Mistah Dougan! Yousa gotta help me! Two guys kidnapped my friend and murderized her! And what makes you think I'll be able to help? You've seen all those detective films. You must be good at solving them by now. To be honest, I don't really watch those films. I just copy out the press release, and go to the pub. If you help me, I'll give you a discount on sucky sucky. I get that anyway. My mother's in the union.

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!2 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

You, Dominguez! You kidnapped AsianGirl1! Dougan! How did you find out? I have my sources. Now tell me, why would a peacable fellow like you abduct and brutalize an innocent child? Why do you think, Dougan? We did it for Fuck's Millions. Fucks Millions? Where have I heard that before? I think it was your maw's school yearbook entry back in 1947.

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!3 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

So let me get this straight. Fuck's dying, and has hidden his fortune somewhere for anyone to find. Yes, that's it exactly. But nobody's really sure where it is. But how did Fuck get so much money? Ah, that's an interesting one. You'll never guess what he did for a living. Does it involve raping? Not exactly. He writes those poems you get inside greetings cards.

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!4 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

So, I embarked on a quest for Fuck's missing money. My trail led me to the greeting card company, where I was sure he had hidden a clue. Come to think of it, his job didn't seem so strange. I'm sure I had detected traces of Fuck in several cards I had seen. But that could just have been because mum kept all her old cards under her mattress.

CC124 - Whacky Teamup Adventures!!!5 by kramer_vs_kramer 6-14-02

Hi, Andy! You coming to the pub for a pint? No can do, Kajun. I've got to get to the greeting card factory before it shuts. I've told you before, they won't print custom "Die, Crowe, Die!" cards. Just accept it. That's not what I'm going for. Fuck has hidden $50,000,000 somewhere, and I reckon he's hidden a clue in the factory. Really? Can I come too? I could do with some extra cash, then I'd finally be able to buy some trousers. That's what you think, my weed-addled friend. For that money is mine- all mine!!!

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Can't fix the spelling of Townshend, but I guess it fits with the character anyway

CC165: When Fuck met Mr Townshend by TheGovernor 1-15-03

Hey Who pursonn, len me yur kredit caad and I wond fuk ya Sounds like a fair deal hmm www.asiankids fuckedupass.com sowndz gud. enta kredit caad detailz... Fankx Pete, now assum the pozition bitch coz am gonna fuk ya aneeway lik a def, dum and blind kid you sure play a mean pinball!

CC 165: The Cock Crowes by kaufman 1-15-03

Woe is me. Stuck heer in desolit Nufunldand with nobdoy to rapp but Magret Thacher I am flithy english hoar. Have yeur way with me thuogh it hruts. Hlod on -- wahts that ove'r ther? I think it's a skeleton. A skelton of a viking. They really came here. It's proof of Leif!

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I'll try to come up with something new to pay proper tribut to this Stripcreator legend, but for now here's a little retrospective of the times I've mocked fuck in the past. And to think -- I was mocking andydougan at the same time! What a bonus!

Quoth the Rappist by evil_d 6-11-02

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore -- While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. 'Tis some visitor, rapping at my chamber door -- only this and nothing more. 'tis unconsenshial sex tiem yuo fuckne bithc ofa hoar!

An alternate ending to comic #51896:

difrence betweeen men + women [after comic #51896] by evil_d 5-31-02

on your nee's bitch cant we have som of four play for a chainge? we dont cudle enogh hahahaha!! four play, we donrt cudle enogh, hahahaha, your funy alrite

And let's not forget these:

       

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I'm too traumatized to come up with new material just yet. Here's some old Photoshoppery...

This is turning into a "This is your Life" retrospective thread for fuck. I wonder when the celebrities start appearing to give their tributes.

a tribute to fuck by boinky33 1-15-03

fuck.

/Me jumps on the retrospective bandwagon.

Tribute to Fuck by itsclark 9-23-02

wehn a man loves a women Cant kepe his mind on nutihn else Evil rapper? Are you feeling OK? He'd traid teh world, for a gud thing hes found ...  ??

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

CC165: R.I.P. spells "rape" by evil_d 1-15-03

"heer lays fuck" I'm sure that's supposed to say "lies".... on your nee's bich! im the gost of rapping present!!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC 165: fuck's Comics Were Never Funny by not_Scyess 1-15-03

Dammit, Igor, Granpa's will said we had to donate this $5,000,000 to a "donation" web site by midnight! Haven't you found one YET? I'm looking. Hey, what do you think of this comic strip creator? It's kind of cool. "ok bitch ive not rapped you for a long time now, its time to make up for lost tmie!!" "yes you fuckin bitch of a hoar!! its unconsenshial sex time" Jesus, that's awful, but I just can't bring myself to send 5000 g's to the Brittney Spears fan site. How about this one? Do you think the "UNICEF Dyslexic Midgets Whose Eyes Don't Match Fund" counts as a "donation web site?"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CC165: how teh fuckin fuck all begann part 1 by jes_lawson 1-15-03

10th August 2001 - And a Glasgow film critic finally eats one too many "custard creams"... Oh no! All those spunky digestives are doing something to me I'm changing! But into what? AHH! what teh fuck has hapened? Hey yuo you fuckin fuck ned, waht is my name? waht do i do Fuck that! *WHAT* the FUCK are you, eh? And a legend begins! taht is it!!! i will call miself FUCK and i will RAPP EVERY 1 IN TEH WUORLD! who is first? Oh Shit! I don't like the way this strip is starting!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC165: how teh fuckin fuck all begann part 2 by jes_lawson 1-15-03

Fuck was to "rapp" some serious amounts of ass over the next year. But his past life sometimes caught up with him... *taht* is for A Beatuiful Mind yuo fat aussie bastard! And *this* is for Gladiator! And *this*... OOYARGH!! And as 2003 begins, so fuck's time with us ends. Will he stay true to his roots? We're guessing...yes... hey gess what bitch? i joined the raelians so now i can clone yuo and rapp yuo both at same time!!! Now SPREAD, YOU LITTLE HOOR! WHY HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU STOPPED THIS YET? Every day I live is hell! Kill me PLEASE! But what does the future hold for fuck? Fuck knows! HA HA HA! Only another 10 billion souls of teh dammed left to rapp for eternity. And fuck look who is next! NOOOOOO!

PS theniwrenator's comic=>teh funny

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 165: If Benjamin Franklin Were Alive Today by kaufman 1-15-03

Yes, Mr. Franklin, I did receive the manuscript, and I like what I see. This idea of a collection of words to live by is just what we need in this day and age. Great! So you'll be publishing Poor Richard's Almanac immediately. Well, not exactly. This volume you sent me weighs in at 350 pages; frankly I don't think the average American has the attention span for more than half this material. But everything there is essential. There's not a word you can remove without doing irreparable harm to it. Is that so? Then explain how "Feet in his ears, Asian girl fears" is vital in modern society. Book size ain't right? Go fly a kite.

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Finding Greener Pastures by Namgubed 1-15-03

Meanwhile, somewhere in corporate America ... My co-workers have naughty calendars and tell off-color jokes, but my supervisor doesn't care! What can I do? I luve ths noo jjob ... YOO CAN BENDD OVVR, FUCKEN BICH OFA HOAR! AAIIEEE!!! I've noticed that complaints have gone down 62% ever since we got that new Equal Opportunity guy. Yeah, I wonder how he does it!

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One fucked up contest by NeoVid 1-15-03

Ekscuze me, sony, coud yuo teel me ware teh grossery stor is? Uh... right over there. I wan too get somting speshial four teh familly reunyun Im haveng lateer these weak. Uh... sure, we can cater a "familly reunyun", once we find out what one is. Yoor bac! I thot yoo wer ghoing to wate til nekst weak! eye'm hoam alreddy, maw!

I firmly believe this is the best idea I ever had.

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Old...

TOBOR IN CHAINS! - Episode 24 by fuzzyman 1-09-02

YOU ARE A STRANGE LOOKING THING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN PRISON? im a mad rappist! are yuo afriad of me!!! A RAPPIST? I DIDN'T KNOW RAP MUSIC WAS ILLEGAL. no no im a rappist!!! a RAPPIST!! im giong to rapp yuo!!!!! GIONG? IS THAT CHINESE? WHAT THE FUCK? exactyl!

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Puppetmaster: Fucked by fuzzyman 1-15-03

MY FELLOW 'MERICANS... ....WHEN A MAN HATES AN IRAKKI HE NALES THE FUCKIN' BITCH!!! Dick, what kind of fuckhead wrote this speech? Fucked if I know, Mr. President.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I thought I'd give it a shot.

true rommanse (alternate ending: part 1) by lerolero 1-15-03

helo i am the preest who will mary you. do you asain girl take the mad rappist to be youre lofful weded husband to cherrish and too hold?? i do!! do you mad rappist take asain girl to be youre wife. to love no other till deth do's you part?? emmmmmm wate, do's this meen no more rapping from now on?? you got it what!! no rappin!! well fien, BUT BEND OVER + TAKE IT LIKE A HOAR OEN LAST TIEM GODBOY!!

true rommanse (alternate ending: part 2) by lerolero 1-15-03

wehn a man maries a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH AH! POLEECE!! ITS RAPE!! You have the right to remain silent... teh bich set me up!!! FUKC YUO PIG, YUO HAEV TEH RITE TO BEND OVER AND TAKE TEH ASS RAPPING BICH!!!

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A Very Special Fuck Tribute; Fuck Making Friends by thejusman1 1-15-03

oh no!!! it is teh bad man taht wnts to rape me!!! reelax, lil asion gurl. me not rape you this time. what!? no rape!? yes, no rape. me want u to see a freind. he is a... o wiat, heer he cums!!! who are you!?!?!? That does not matter, dear child. Just get on your knees, and prepare to receive thy divine pleasure.

Just my entry..

CC 165: Rap on Wood by kaufman 1-15-03

Andy, I need to get in touch with the Mad Rappist. All the wooden badgers on my farm have gone into pon farr at once, and I need someone to service them. fuck's my only hope. I'm afraid he can't help you. He only molests living creatures, not those made of wood. You'd need a fuck made of wood to take care of your badgers. A fuck made of wood? What if we were to build a large wooden statue of fuck and set it loose on my badgers? It's worth a try. How many wooden badgers are we talking about? Oh, two, three thousand at the most. Do you think it's feasible? I don't know, but we might as well build it. If nothing else, we'll learn the answer to the age-old question: How much wood could a wood fuck fuck if a wood fuck could fuck wood?

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ARGH. I AM DIEING!

We have a winner folks.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I remember when I first met fuck. We were filming a special edition of The Weakest Link for sexual deviants, and were on the second round. Gary Glitter had already been voted off, and the team were sitting at a pitiful $420.

Roman Polanski had just answered a tricky question on the history of ancient Prussia, and it was now fuck's turn. He decided to bank, but shouted out "banck!" instead. I was in no mood to accept such illiteracy, so I did not accept this. fuck could not accept my ruling, so announced, in no uncertain terms, that I was to "Get on yoor nees you godamm ginjer bich or a hoar!" before lunging at me.

Little did fuck realise, but the Leather Jacket of Evil that I wear on the show is in fact electrified, to stop disgruntled contestants and welshmen attempting to attack me. As he lay on the groud, convulsing in pain from the resultant electric shock, he was unable to answer my question ("What is the currency in Malaysia?") and the team ran out of time. fuck was then voted off as the Weakest Link. They had to carry him off on a stretcher.

I think Paul Reubens eventually won.

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Anne Robinson- I AM SHE!

CC165: Rapping Idiots Posthumously by evil_d 1-16-03

asain gril i noo youd come then the roumers are true abuot the gost of the mad rappist!! yes its me adn now that i have no pyhschial needs i can folow you around everywhere and rapp you all the tiem you dont reely meen evrywere! yes id o! evry step you taek, evrey move you mkae, ill be rapping you! AH! ITS POLEECE!!