Welcome to the first, probably not annual, AWARDS AWARDS contest!
We've all seen this image:

Now I want you to create your own award or congratulation.
It can be congratulating the person within the picture EX: Congratulations, you're ugly! and have a picture of an ugly person.
It can be an award for a forum poster, perhaps one you'd like to use in the future (see gay post above).
It could be something you could print off as a card to send to your friends, or enemies, or COMPLETE STRANGERS! YAY.
Regardless, it must be a humorous awards worth giving.