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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I'm feelng so old!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[There was going to be a caption here, but Deuce has been sobbing uncontrollably for the past half hour. Try again later.]

"Mr. Vice President? Your 3:30 is here to see you now..."

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Mr. Clean's half brother:
Mr. Dirty.

Coming This Spring: John Waters' feature-length adaptation of Are You My Mother?

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I haven't thought of a caption -- having been too busy putting my own eyes out with a spork -- but I would like to mention that if I had a picture like that, I certianly wouldn't admit it, much less post it somewhere public.

Something you'd like to share, Artemis?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM YOU FOOL!

Rob Halford relaxes after a gig.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Christina Aguilera relaxes before a gig.

(Honestly, I was going to make it a joke about her anyway...)

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On the newly discovered planet Captain Picard had seemed to appear as his "Dominatrix" side to the crew members. Not to be denied, Riker was very pleased with the Captain's new look.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

"I am woman, hear me roar!"

His copyright acumen makes me wet!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Someone should push up his stool.

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What others say about boorite!

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A fatal exception has occurred in module 0xBRAIN. It may be possible to continue normally...

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Is it just me, or does that resemble Bruce Willis? Maybe that's why Demi left him...

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L to E to the A to the H

Bob didnt understand why they wouldnt take his pics for Playgirl.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

"Mr Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"

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Dad was flammable

"Papa?"

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