This pic was featured in that weird fetish quiz someone mentioned. I just couldn't resist. :)

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How many enemies can I make with this one?

-- Wirthling made the best of his STD induced swollen testicle by painting a smiley face on it.

-- *scu-squeek* *scu-squeek* *scu-squeek* *scu-squeek* *scu-squeek* *scu-squeek*

-- Gabe proves once and for all that he doesn't have such a pin-dick that it could pop a balloon.

-- DexX took a deep breath and then pushed. The balloon attached to his crank grew a little more.

-- Kaufman was delighted when he made the Olympic balloon lifting team.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

--"This is the thanks I get for telling millions of people to have a nice day?"

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The Walmart rollback smiley is punished by assistant manager Blaine Johnson for not meeting his quota of discounts.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

A couple 20-year-old movie refs ...

--Otto's queer cousin
--"Can you inflate a two-foot balloon with your penis? A girl's gotta have her standards."

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- "Have...ugh...a nice...ugh...day...ugh"

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--FUCK THE SEVENTIES!

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quote:

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A couple 20-year-old movie refs ...

--Otto's queer cousin
--"Can you inflate a two-foot balloon with your penis? A girl's gotta have her standards."

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Robert found that the doctor's suggestion -that he try and make light of his condition- didn't make passing those enourmous kidney stones any easier.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

For those who didn't read the quiz (which thread was the URL in? I have forgotten...) this picture depicts a... damn, forgotten the word, but a balloon fetishist. The bizarre thing is that this odd little sexual enclave is split into two strongly opposed camps - the poppers and non-poppers. The former need the balloon to pop to achieve orgasm, while the latter consider popping your balloon akin to killing your sexual partner.

All very odd, really.

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Balloon-fucker?

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Balloon-fucker?

They prefer looners.

http://www.deviantdesires.com/quiz/quizmain.html

http://www.balloonbuddies.com/

I was the one who originally posted it. Balloons are not on my list. But it is nice to look over the Fetish Roadmap on the site and see where you fall. It's kinda like walking into a Fannie May candy store. "Hmmm... I came in for some almond brickle, but those truffles and turtles look yummy too!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I don't know what happened to holding hands, going to the movies, dancing; and screwing in the backseat at the drive-in, but if it comes back into fashion, please let me know.

Love,

bunner

Over here
In the faceless beige condos
Looking for Betty Sue

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"'The Great Inflatio' rides again!"