Not that I'm much of a judge.

Welcome to Burger Jiz by Spankling 2-12-03

Excuse me, but this burger you just sold me tastes like ass. Do you mean in a good way? What? NO! *sputter* There IS no good way! Calm down lady. I'll make it up to you. That's better. Just step in the back and I'll give you some of my super special sauce.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Reminds me of a strip called "Someting Positive". One strip had one of the female characters, and her gay friend at a coffee bar. She spits out the coffee and yells at the kid behind the counter "You call this coffee?! I could MENSTRUATE a better cup of coffee than this!", at which point her gay friend covers his eyes and starts repeating "Must.. fight... mental... image..." Then says "GAH! MENTAL IMAGE WINNING! MENTAL IMAGE WINNING!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Woohoo! Even better than Kopi Luwak!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I remember when I first read that that I was giggling about it at random times for the rest of the day. Something Positive is amazing.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Wow. A brush with greatness. Actually I was trying to be derivative of Rudyard Kipling's "Life's Handicap."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The offending comic:

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01282002.html

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Of course, that is just begging for a reply of one of my favorite comics ever:

Mmmm.... Whipshit. by gabe_billings 1-02-02

I'll have a double frosted mocha whipshit, please. Here you are. Jesus H Christ! This is the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. What in the hell is this? It's whipped shit. What were you expecting? I thought that was just a clever name. Do I look clever to you?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I study. I stake notes. I steal without knowing.

Beat me. Please.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Like the sadist said to the masochist: I could never hurt you.

quote:

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Of course, that is just begging for a reply of one of my favorite comics ever:

Mmmm.... Whipshit. by gabe_billings 1-02-02

I'll have a double frosted mocha whipshit, please. Here you are. Jesus H Christ! This is the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. What in the hell is this? It's whipped shit. What were you expecting? I thought that was just a clever name. Do I look clever to you?

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Welcome to Burger Jiz Redux by Spankling 4-15-03

Yum... Welcome to Burger Jiz. May I take your order? Yeah. I would like you to do a 180 and bend over. uhm... I don't have a key for that. I'm gonna have to ask the manager. Well? He said I should ask if you would like Fries with that.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet