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More Fun With the Nail-in-head Dude by Bargaintuan 2-13-03

Well, I'm all moved in to my new apartment, but I still need a place to hang my hat...

A Comic with the Nail-in-head Dude, Without That Image by Bargaintuan 2-13-03

I think I'm gonna hammer a nail into my head... *CLICK*... *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *CLICK*

Overkill by Bargaintuan 2-13-03

Hmmm... I can't remember whether I've hammered a nail into my head today or not... Hmmm... I can't remember whether I've hammered a nail into my head today or not...

The Product of a Sick Mind by Bargaintuan 2-13-03

I'M GONNA GET THAT BARGAINTUAN!!! He's made me hammer that damn nail into my head SO MANY TIMES! He's going to pay for what he's done to me! But, wait! This is one of his strips, and I've seen no sign of a hammer in four panels... Maybe he's turned over a new leaf! THANK YOU, BARGAINTUAN! DAMMIT!

The Product of a Sick Mind, Overly Pretentious Version by Bargaintuan 2-13-03

JE VAIS TUER BARGAINTUAN! Il m'a forcé à frapper ma tête avec ce fichu ongle TANT DE FOIS! Il va payer ce qu'il a fait à moi! Mais, attente! C'est un de ses bandes, et je n'ai vu aucun signe d'un marteau dans quatre panneaux... Peut-être il a changé! MERCI, BARGAINTUAN! MERDE!

BTW, I don't speak French. :-P

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

This may be a bit of an inside joke... I hope it's still funny.

Brain Pain by not_Scyess 10-15-02

I've noticed that I usually have some brain pain before positive permanent mental growth. I guess you can't force this kind of thing.

...because I don't have any more.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The first one was funny, but the others were just plain lazy.

CC 144: Vacation of a video game junkie (13) by Devin 10-03-02

Eventually our hero gets better at battles... Alright! Another foul squirrel bites the dust! Time for my victory stance! VICTOLY! I guess that victory stance doesn't work either...

CC 167: I dedicate this to kaufman by Devin 1-26-03

A butthead telling the truth My anus is bleeding!

When a man loves a woman and that woman is himself ... by kaufman 1-09-03

What does an overly narcissistic hermaphrodite do?

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Depression by DragonXero 2-27-01

I'm going to kill myself with this nail and hammer, I swear it! Go ahead! I MEAN IT, I REALLY WILL! I'LL USE THE KNIFE! Do it, wussy. What, you thought I would use the stupid "nail in the head" frame? You hate me, don't you? I knew you wouldn't. Wuss.

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Scanners by TheGovernor 1-16-03

!!!!Nail in Head !!!Nail in Head !!! Nail in Head !!!Nail in Head wha.. whats happening? !!!!Nail in Head !!!Nail in Head !!!Nail in Head !!!Nail in Head h-hh-hhelp me! Ahh, still got it

The last panel picture doesn't go with the text as well as I would like, but I like the sentiment (as it seems to happen to me a lot).

Filing Clerk, VIP by mmyers 2-05-03

At the bank, trying to cash my check... Hey, Matt Myers! like that actor guy, Austin Powers! Matt Myers! Actually, I think his name is Mike Myers, but yes they are similar. Matt Myers, hah! Like that guy in the horror movies. Yeah man, Halloween. That guy! Do you ever wear a hockey mask? Hah! Actually, his name was Michael Myers as well, and he didn't wear a hockey mask. That was Jason. Myers? Like Oscar Meyers hot do...owww, you drove a spike into my head!!! Yes, now you're like those, what do you call them? Unicorns.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.