hello turd burglars i have decided to repost the very best of longdongsilver with insightful annotations

did i mention i am a brilliant genius ??????

i am funny in the way hitler was funny (aka very funny !!!!!!) !!!!!!

love and sadness by LongDongSilver 10-05-02

why are you crying punkrockskaboy???? sob i look down on the city and see my family having the best christmas ever without me and i say to myself i want to be a part of that...i wish i was alive again i wish i had a dick

- at the time it was in fashion to insult punkrockskaboy because 1 benn makk was doing it and 2 punkrockskaboy is dumber than a sloppy uncircumsised penis !!!!!! i was accused of being benn makk and of imitating benn makk though i clearly was not because i write in all lower case and benn makk writes in a strange mixture of upper and lower case and because benn makks penis was (and is !!!!!!) much larger than mine

oops by LongDongSilver 10-05-02

i have a joke for you my farm friends what is it punkrockskaboy??????we are always eager to hear your hilarious jokes!!!!!! okay....what did the frenchman say to the kraut whore????

- i think the punchline of this comic is very original and clever

slam bang jab by LongDongSilver 10-05-02

telegram for punkrockskaboy yeehaw!!!!!!!!...i am he your mom is dead i warned that whore to practice safe sex!!!!!!

- here i have perfectly captured punkrockskaboys prevalent attitude as well as his tragic ritalin addiction ... note the messenger here is me in one of my earliest roles

cry love not wolf you silly goose by LongDongSilver 10-05-02

thats the spot punkrockskaboy keep it up it sure is fun to scratch your back grandpa Then they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and nothing was ever the same again. mom grandpa is trapped under a burning rafter only this time for real!!!!!! have i ever told you the story of the boy who cried wolf you silly goose?????

- i am impressed with my ability to tell a whole epic story in three panels just like that short cuts guy

punkrockhumanitarianboy by LongDongSilver 10-05-02

could you call the 911 for me please??????i think i broke my arm falling off the swingset jesus fucking christ take yourself down a peg little miss solipsism i mean there are children starving in africa!!!!!!!

- i do not think in real life punkrockskaboy knows what 'solipsism' means

[Click to view comic: 'a question for attitudechicka'] - i am still waiting for your reply honey

[Click to view comic: 'benn makk confronts yours truly oh no'] - i do not recall ever ripping off space moose

[Click to view comic: 'santa treats his ladies right lololol'] - i did not spell eupheism right

[Click to view comic: 'lifestyle choice'] - this comic addresses a pressing social concern with a tender and loving heart worthy of punkrockskaboy or someone who is not a dumbass

[Click to view comic: 'they got boners!!!!!!haw!!!!!!!'] - this is a stunningly perfect portrayal of boinky33

[Click to view comic: 'the way things were'] - benn makk was not funny for the period during which this strip was authored

[Click to view comic: 'a clockwork orange in three panels you uncultured homos'] - this is unofficially the first of my classic dongnotes ... it prompted an unjustified attack on my from stripcreator vassago_offspring (no i have never heard of this douche either)

[Click to view comic: 'silly spankling'] - my attempt to appeal to the plebeian masses of stripcreator by using their style of humor (albeit in my own masterful way)

[Click to view comic: 'can you find the hidden message to the forumasturbators?????'] - i forgot to include one

[Click to view comic: 'give me props for the reference'] - this is in reference to some comment someone made on the forums about something

[Click to view comic: 'segregationated'] - dont feel bad im not actually black

[Click to view comic: 'vassago_offspring why are you such a fucking homo?????'] - my response to vassago_offspring ... note i am like the cicero the elder of modern literature

[Click to view comic: 'it is another unsolved mystery of staggering proportions'] - seriously why ?????

[Click to view comic: 'jizz'] - meaning i masturbate on them

[Click to view comic: 'spinning'] - boorite put this comic in his profile and signature so i guess i am honored that he took my advice to heart

[Click to view comic: 'La Ru Dinero'] - brad said something like this in irc ... many people have accused me of being a troll but really i am making SERIOUS LITERATURE !!!!!!

[Click to view comic: 'bohemian'] - the beatles are okay but theyre not that good and john lennon can suck my ass from the grave but george harrison was a handsome man and i (a clear heterosexual no less !!!!!!!) am not afraid to say it and penny lane eleanor rigby come together and hey jew are some kickass beats

[Click to view comic: 'benn makk open mic night / a japanese poem'] - here i have juxtaposed some typical benn makk with an ancient japanese haiku which i found particularly lovely for an ironic commentary on the modern stripcreator and by extension human nature itself

[Click to view comic: 'friends like you'] - clearly a statement on my complex relationship with my hero benn makk

[Click to view comic: 'my favorite card'] - i saw andydougan at a kkk rally once (i cannot back that claim up though so please do not take me to court for libel) ... he was looking all around like he is in this strip i believe he is either paranoid or attempting to evade a large bird of some kind (perhaps a falcon ?????)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 153: me n brad'] - i am tight with brad

[Click to view comic: 'dongnotes : blood meridian'] - trust me if you have read how to read and why or if you have blood meridian or if you have read both this strip is hilarious

[Click to view comic: 'dongnotes : siddhartha'] - likewise if you have read siddhartha this strip is hilarious

[Click to view comic: 'phallic carrot'] - before i wrote this strip bunnerabb tried to pick a fight with me in the forums but i (being the bigger man) would not have it ... as you can see here i ended things with love not hate

[Click to view comic: 'dont look now bedlam but my dick is creeping ever closer'] - here i try to settle things with bedlam with love but he wont have it (unlike bunnerabb who is just raging for dick)

[Click to view comic: 'worlds greatest comics'] - note this is not actually one of the worlds greatest comics

[Click to view comic: 'cc 157 : rocket boys are famous !!!!!! homosexuals'] - i thought my use of popular vernacular would draw in a larger crowd but i guess i was wrong

[Click to view comic: 'cc 158: cha ching !!!!!!!!!'] - he assassinates the protestor for money (dirty money !!!!!!)

this sure has been a magical journey with you through my greatest aesthetic achievments but no im sorry if you want to suck my dick youll have to get in line

good night !!!!!!!

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

you suck

I actually really liked this concept. I also found some of the annotations funny.

I plan to do this with all 694 of my comics, so be on the look out for that in the next couple of days.

But crabby, you only have 580 comics.

Boinky has... 694... comics...... OH MY GOD!

Busted!

Then I plan to do this for all 580 of my comics.

Now I'm all sick to my stomach!

And re-reading this thread doesn't help.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

mu ha ha ha ha ha

Something else to note: boinky and crabby both misspell words of moderate difficulty.

But it's almost mind-boggling to equate boinky and crabby. Their personalities seem so different...

yeh, I no. wat's with that.... .. ....

I'm scared if I 'm boinky. I've chatted with him in IRC and that would just be really weird. I also have a couple of funny comics and thats more than I can say for boinky.

But "Shape Factory" contains many funny comics.

I can't imagine Boinky ever fathering a child.

Crabby on the other hand....

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Dad was flammable

...shouldn't have been allowed to.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I can't believe he came back. Presumably to start up his old games. Oh well, I suppose it was bound to happen.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

damn straight

ho ho ho the games afoot

tallyho fudgepacker

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver