http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Alexandra

If you don't like my comics then you must hate the children.

You don't hate the children do you?

Believe in Jesus.

I like your comics, but I hate children.

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YEE-HAW!!!!!

BTW, I copied a man by the name of Jixby Philips in my second strip.

Because hes sexy.

I..........hate..................him.

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YEE-HAW!!!!!

That's whack.

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f u

Agreed.

I saw how Dave and jix went back to his hotel room last night...

Why do people hate Jixby? And you are all niggers.

Keep believing in Jesus and someday you may get to tap a white ass.

I like you.

You're still a nigger.

Understood.

But isn't it past youe bed time?

ROFLMAO! You're right! I AM A nigger!

I like you! :)

Those comics really spoke to me

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I'M BANNED NOW :(

Well, I don't feel like reading all of your comics, but...judging by your name, you're a girl. Thus, you have boobies. Therefore I like you.

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I got boobies. You like me?

No, your boobies are man-boobies.

Saggy, shape factory man-boobies.

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Although a lot of your comics just suck, you certainly have gotten into your comic groove. Your timing is well-developed and you use narration boxes well, although your non-sequitur titles aren't in the least bit amusing. Nevertheless, you seem to have just as many funny comics as shitty ones.

Most of the ones I liked had me thinking, "I shouldn't've liked that comic, and yet, it's funny somehow." Still, they were genuinely funny. Here's a sampling of the ones I liked:

Life is a beautiful butterfly by Alexandra 2-24-03

Please let me out of this cage. I'm only in here because I'm a politically dissident novelist trying to write a book on the corruption of Democracy. Please. Someone. Anyone, save me! Who the fuck are you? Wazzzzzaaaaaaaaaap

Rock on by Alexandra 2-25-03

I lead a very sad life. I live in a small aprtment and eat cat food. But at least I have my sweet axe and the gift of music! Someone broke into your house, killed your dad, and kidnapped your mom. We assume shes been raped and killed. I love this job

Calvin and Hobbes by Alexandra 2-26-03

Hi Calvin! I'm gonna take nap! Hey Hobbes! Lets go search for treasure! Girls are yucky! Lets make a club and not let girls join. Your grandpa and grandma are making out inside. Its really scary, come check it out.

This is a re-make of a comic made in 1943 during WW2 by Alexandra 2-26-03

My wife left me for a younger man today. Can I help you? Excuse me? Can I help you? So I killed them. Word.

Anti-drug Campaign by Alexandra 3-14-03

OMG I did drugs and now I have to kill myself! Don't let this happen to you. OMFG I did drugs and now I'm in jail! Drugs are illegal kids! I don't do drugs and I'm perfectly happy and content! Of course you are!

I've seen better strippers, but if I were a Roman emperor, I'd give you a thumbs-up. Yay!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

YAy! I get to live! Thnk you Not_Scyces!

And I don't have boobies.

I have Asian men.

And why do you hate Jixby?

Some of you are being a bit harsh. "Life is a beautiful butterfly" and "Rock on" are two of the best strips I've seen in a while.

OMG 100 comics. I'm such a cool person. You should all read them and tell me what you think of them, because thats what this forum is for.

And to think I never would have known Elton John was a black pimp. I feel so enlightened.

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

C is the third letter of the alphabet. I am a prince in disguise. Dinasaurs are extinct. The movie "Whatever it Takes" was made in 2000. When girls do alot of exercise they can pop their cherry before intercourse. The three colors used to create images on T.V screens are red, blue, and green. The heart does not actually have an effect of ones emotions. If you are ever alone with a small girl kill her. Chocolate is a flavor. CORNMEAL.

It's all so clear to me now

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leggo my dcomposed! ®