...unless there are Chik-Fil-A restaurants across the pond.

New Ad Campaign For The Goat-Fil-A Chain by umfumdisi 3-03-03

EAT LAMB WEAR WOOL FUCK SHEEP

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I dunno.

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f u

No.

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Dad was flammable

Dude, I've never even heard of a Chik-a-Phil or whatever you called them restaurants, and I've been all over this country.

What I'm saying is, I think you made it up.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

They're a chicken place. Their ads usually include a cow with a poorly-written sign (since I guess cows who know how to write still can't write well) that says, "eet more chiken" or something like that.

That doesn't make the comic any funnier, although if it were rearranged a bit it might not be too bad.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I think Artemis is kidding, but here's the link:

[url=http://www.chick-fil-a.com/home.asp][/url]

Just wait a minute and the cow will show up.

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I wasn't kidding. I've never heard of this crap before in my life.
Things I have heard of by way of shitty fast-food in America:
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Popeye's
McDonald's
Burger King
Wendy's
Krystal Burger
Rally's
Arby's
Jack In The Box
Hardee's
Friendly's
KFC
Taco Bell
Taco John
Subway
Blimpie
Checker's
(and, I guess you could count IHOP, even though that isn't technically fast-food.)

But this Rik-A-Pik Chicken... news to me. I still think you guys are lying.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

You forgot the first and oldest fast-food chain in the US -- with the venerable birthdate of 1923 -- White Castle.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Tell the truth, I never heard of this Cop-A-Feel place either.

Though I'm not very well-travelled.

I had heard of them before, but only through American music, but we don't have them over here.

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Dad was flammable

FYI, I think Rally's and Checker's are the same thing. Dunno why there are two names. Probably a marketing thing.

Before I moved to Orlando, the only place I saw Chick-Fil-A was in malls, but now there's an actual restaurant a few blocks away from my house. Haven't eaten there, though. I prefer Steak 'n Shake.

BTW, I found the comic only slightly funnier than the time when I got chicken nuggets from Chick-Fil-A and they weren't cooked thoroughly. Couldn't eat there for years afterward.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

you also forgot Sonic. We dont have 'em here in NY...but they are big other places.

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Whoa Whoa Whoa!

You guys don't have A&W or Harvey's?
I don't beleive that. Is it true?

Anyway, about other fast food. I think Arby's is awful...how about you?

Whoa, that rhymed. Cool. I'm like Bubba Sparxxx.

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From the White Castle Site:
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And the scientific study known as Craveology begins. White Castle hires a renowned food scientist from a Big Ten university to run tests to determine the nutritional value of White Castle Slyders®. Studies include having a medical student live on nothing but White Castle burgers and water for 13 weeks. Studies show conclusively that the student maintained good health.
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[br]Mmmmm-mm-mmmm, chocked full of steam heated, frozen beef-like product goodness.

Honestly, I was aware of White Castle, and I even bought a pack of twelve when they started marketing them in the freezer section of my grocery store a few years ago. But, as anyone who, in a drunken rage, bought a sack of 15 Krystal "burgers" and eaten them in one sitting (leading said person to nearly emptying the contents of his stomach on a dumpster in New Orlean's French Quarter) can assure you, they are the same exact thing as White Castles. So, my point is... uhm... that I... uhhh... forgot to put White Castle on my list.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I still can't believe that White Castle thinks that "steam grilled" is a good advertising hook. Not only is "steam grilled" an oxymoron, but most people balk at the idea of steamed beef.

"Steam grilled" sounds like something one should toss directly into the toilet to eliminate the middle-man.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Steamed cheeseburgers. O'Rourke's Diner, Middletown CT. Try them.

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Well, since they aren't really beef, I guess steaming them is OK.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I believe 'twas the Beastie Boys who said,
"White Castle Fries only come in one size!"

White Castle started in the Kansas (we learn from the website), and I remember going to one in the Northern US when I was young. I think Krystal "restaurants" must have started in the South.

The Krystal website brags:
The average cow yields about 3,240 Krystal patties.
There's a luvly image.

I've had both, and they're pretty much flat, steamed, tasteless beef by-products on a slimy, soggy bun.

Around my area, Krystal hamburgers are called GutBombs or ButtBusters. Tempting, eh?

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"Krystal hamburgers are called GutBombs or ButtBusters. Tempting, eh?"

Verily, my mouth presently waters . . . or I'm about to boot the ol' technicolor yawn. One of those.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

The scary part is that they don't exactly tell you how the cow yields them.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Excellent point. That is pretty ominous.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

I, Eunice A. Bovine, being of sound mind and scrumptious body, do hereby yield my remains to the Krystal Korporation...

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PETA - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Y'know, that Krystal website is a riot. If you go there, check out the "News" section. They got a great short film all about the joys of franchising your very own Krystal restaurant!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Is this the same Krystal that nearly every rap song mentions at some point?

Becuase if it is that's killer.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.