When I don't have any comic ideas, I scroll through the characters and backgrounds and stop at random places. Then I stare at the random results until I cam come up with a joke that fits them. I call the results "Stream of Comicness." I've only done it three times, but I like it so far.

First time:

Stream of Comicness | by not_Scyess 3-04-03

Ha! Is that the best you can do, lightweight? Curses!

Third time:

Stream of Comicness V| by not_Scyess 3-10-03

You're not going anywhere until you clean up this room, young lady. It's like a pigsty! No, it's like a rabbit warren. See? 'sup. I always loved your sister best. His name's Buford. We're engaged.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Second time gets a post all to itself:

Stream of Comicness ][ by not_Scyess 3-10-03

CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP (burp)

Stream of Comicness ]|[ by not_Scyess 3-10-03

CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP More firewood? No, thanks. This is enough.

Stream of Comicness |V by not_Scyess 3-10-03

CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP ... sticks? No, thanks. I'll use a fork.

Stream of Comicness V by not_Scyess 3-10-03

Get that cigarette out of my face. Bite me. CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP Okay, that was wierd. You're telling me...

Do y'all ever do this? What kind of comics do you get from it?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

ha ha he he ho ho
those is not not funny.

I get stuff like this. Now if only I could find a way to make them funny...

The Adventures of Customer Service Man I by MaxPayne 1-09-03

Thank you for calling GeneriCom, how can I help you this evening? Yeah, hi, I seem to be having a problem with my PC. It won't seem to turn on... Ok, ma'am, are all the cables hooked up snugly? Hang on...OH, there it goes. Thanks! *CLICK* Kill me...

The Adventures of Customer Service Man II by MaxPayne 1-09-03

F&!^ S!@^ A(@HOLE C&@# ...Sir, if you keep using language like that I'm going to have to disconnect the call. Disconnect this! How 'bout I come down there and kick your scrawny little ass! I'd love to see you try, you don't even know where... Shit Hey, watch your language!

The Adventures of Customer Service Man III by MaxPayne 1-09-03

Thank you for calling Genericom, what can I do for you this evening? Yeah, like, my tv thingy won't turn on and the box thingy just keeps making this...Oh, I have to hit THAT button. Thanks! *CLICK*

The Adventures of Customer Service Man IV by MaxPayne 1-11-03

Hello, sir, this is Joe calling from Genericom, we were calling today to... No, no, sir, I'm calling from Genericom. Genericom. The company you have an account with? So I guess this Visa in your name that we charge $49.95 a month to doesn't exist, then?   !   You know what, sir it is you who doesn't exist. On the list of people that fucking understand English. On behalf of Genericom, fuck off and die!! (oh, and have a nice day.)

The Adventures of Customer Service Man V by MaxPayne 3-26-03

Unless anyone out there doesn't already know, we in Customer Service don't really give a fuck about anything you might have going on. Anything. Kill me now.... RRRRRRRRRRING! *sigh* Thank you for calling Genericom, how can I help you this evening? Yeah listen you've gotta help me, my wife's just been shot and the guy is still inside the house. You've got to call the- Hmm, must have been a wrong number....Oh well. *CLICK*

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

The Adventures of Customer Service Man VI by MaxPayne 3-26-03

We only ask if we can put you on hold because we're required to. If it was up to us we'd just hang up on your annoying ass... ...ok, Sir? Can I place you on hold for one moment while I look up some more information on this problem? I've already been on hold for 2 hours and I still haven't- ..although that would get us in trouble. But... And now for e-mail *CLICK* ...we do have our ways. Sweet, Penis Enlargement! Guaranteed in 30 days or my money back! *Barry Mannilow hold music*

yeah, the result is shitty comics. I want to take a moment and apologize to everyone.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

You just totally hijacked this thread.

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You just totally hijacked this thread.

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I fully intend to un-hijack this thread as soon as I can think of some more comic ideas. So expect a blazing retaliation sometime in the 2005-2006 range.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'll sit here and hold my breath. *holds breath*

*passes out*

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

...although I did think your comics were pretty good. Probably just as good as mine.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Ok ok I'll admit it, so they wren't a stream. I just crave validation! *sob*

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leggo my dcomposed! ®