Ummm here

Ffft.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

My conscience tells me that I should not like these, but I do anyway. Interesting titling gimmick.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I can't take credit for the titling thing.

It's from the book of a UK sitcom called Father Ted in the section where he recalls some jokes.

Wow. After a slow start you've got some pretty good comics. My favorite was

Contents : Moses / Burning Bush / Kank Punchline by trousers 3-12-03

And Moses did see a Burning Bush Ooooh a burning Bush Put me out pls thx Okay, between the last frame and this I have thrown water upon thee Thank you - I was inspecting my pubics for lice in the dark with a lighter when they caught fire Oh, 'bush' as in lady parts - yes very good. BADOOOOOOM-TISH

although the stupid Internet shorthand took a way from it a bit, and Moses' comment in the third panel seemed thrown together at the last minute. It was still pretty funny, though. I also somewhat liked

CONTENTS : Lizard man / Student Hippy / Chemical Experiments by trousers 3-12-03

Student. Would you like to earn CAHS MONIES? Money is bad. I have principles which are unbendable and forged in the fires of my own naivety. But ok - what do I have to do? A few harmless injections which may slightly alter your appearance. Oh ok - How bad is the alteration? What did you look like before? BADOOOOOOOM-TISH Ok bye.

And this awful pun shouldn't've been funny, but it was.

Contents : Spurned man / Incontinence / Woeful Pun by trousers 3-12-03

How can she do this to me? "Dear John, I am leaving you - I have taken everything that is mine and in fact everything that is yours. You know why I am leaving you..." "...I will not live with a man that wets the bed" BEDROOOOM-PISS

The rest ranged from "blah" to "awful."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002