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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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Okay, folks, continuing my tradition of winning contests that almost no one else enters, I have been declared the victor of contest #175. So I get to make up rules that you have to follow if you want to win one of these things for once, you friggin' loser.

The main rule in this comic is simple. No one is allowed to speak. This includes using "dialog" text boxes, but don't try to cheat by putting, say, quotes in narration boxes, or having people understand other people's "thought" boxes. The characters (shown or implied) may not communicate with each other verbally in your comic, though "thought" and narration boxes are fine otherwise.

Your secondary rule is that you have to work in the mention of an alcoholic beverage in some way. I'm only making up this rule because I'm getting plastered as I type.

Judging, I dunno. Wednesday. Ish.

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[*]Stay away from jokes about other SC strippers and forum in-jokes such as TOBOR, wirthling sucking, Cowboy Physics, etc. They're old, they're tired, and many of them weren't funny to begin with. So even though they're technically allowed by the rules, I will not find them funny. So you will lose.
[*]Go ahead and post as many entries as you want.
[*]Series are welcome, but the comics will probably be judged individually.
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"Old" is the old new.

3-14-03 7:50pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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CC 176: Speechless by BigEvilDan
3-14-03
Beer: Because Sometimes Reality Needs A Little Help

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

3-14-03 8:10pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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This should count because I was seriously drunk when I made these.
------------------- by boinky33
2-28-03
This is Jimmy
He is an idiot
The End

AHHHH!!!!!! A GIANT ZEBRA!!!!!! by boinky33
2-07-03

narration by boinky33
1-24-03
As the two giant pencils plummet downwards....

3-14-03 8:15pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Rock, Paper, Scissors. by KajunFirefly
3-14-03
I haven't done the dishes in years.

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Dad was flammable

3-14-03 8:15pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 176: Close-Captioned for the Herring-Impaired by kaufman
3-14-03
Outside of Helsinki, waste products such as vodka, Raid, and thalidomide leak out of trash cans and sink into the snow.
With June's spring thaw, the snow melts, and the contaminated water runs off into the lakes, where the local fish are fornicating.
The results are, of course, tragic. The resulting babies are all mute ants.
He has his father's eyes.
I have no mouth and I must swim.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

3-14-03 8:24pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Beer Baron? by crabby
3-14-03
Whores love Beer

3-14-03 8:24pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Burma Shave by Spankling
3-14-03
After your long days at work pass, don't let commuting suck too much ass.
Deal with the freaks, the geeks and droolers smelling of licentious nooners.
Don't be the only one not queer. Drop your pants and have a beer.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

3-14-03 8:39pm (new)
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Aero_God
Stripcreator Newbie

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CC 176: CC 175 in a gist by Aero_God
3-14-03
insert tumbleweeds
insert more tumbleweeds
Scyess Wins!!

CC 176: (part2) It wasnt an accident! by Aero_God
3-14-03
Scyess and his pal share a beer to celebrate his victory
Scyess randomly presses his keyboard in a drunken state of mind
CC 176 is born...(poorly)!!

CC 176: Just when you thought it couldnt get any worse. by Aero_God
3-14-03
George W. Bush's speech
Just imagine them naked
George doesnt feel too good.
You can do it Georgie. Just say it "Teen Drinking is Bad"
Looks like all that brain activity caused George to black out. He'll be back in about an hour, maybe with one of his stories about how he met Abe Lincoln and saw the "light".

Im not making fun of Scyess, just telling his story in comic form :D

3-14-03 8:59pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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Uh, this is old. Substitute "beer" for "soda" if you don't mind.

Just Drink, Already! by Bargaintuan
3-02-03
Optimism.
The glass is half full.
Pessimism.
The glass is half empty.
Paranoia.
WHO'S BEEN DRINKING MY SODA?!?

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-14-03 9:53pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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Ooh! More old stuff!

Hide the Squirrel by Bargaintuan
2-15-03
Oh, yeah... That's good stuff.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-14-03 9:55pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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MORE OLD! MORE BETTER!

More Fun With the Nail-in-head Dude by Bargaintuan
2-13-03
Well, I'm all moved in to my new apartment, but I still need a place to hang my hat...

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-14-03 9:56pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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A Letter from Satan by Bargaintuan
2-09-03

A Letter from Satan, for Fans of "Memento" by Bargaintuan
2-09-03

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-14-03 9:58pm (new)
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lemur68
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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CC176: Let The Rockin' Do The Talkin' by lemur68
3-14-03
It hadn't occurred to Dave that Karaoke Night wasn't the best place to trot out "Tequila."

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

3-14-03 10:08pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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OK. I was feeling guilty, so here's a new one:

CC 176: Picket Envy by Bargaintuan
3-14-03
___________________________________ ___________JUST SAY NO!___________ ___________________________________
___________________________________ ___________JUST SAY NO!___________ ___________________________________
___________________________________ ___________JUST SAY NO!___________ ___________________________________

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-14-03 10:48pm (new)
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kingofthehill
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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3-15-03 3:46am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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If we're going for old ones here...

Lazy Comics: "I think Guinness tastes better at 0º than 90 by jes_lawson
2-07-03

Mmm...Guinness...

Even if that one does have a ridiculously large head on it.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

3-15-03 5:24am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Department of Haiku Security by kaufman
3-15-03
_________ Terrorist suspect _________ ______ Three-day interrogation ______ _______ Does not say a thing. _______
______ Cracks under pressure ______ ____ Suspect suddenly combusts ____ __________Spontaneously. __________
_______ But he, we find out, _______ __ Was just a common street mime. __ ____ Break out the champagne! ____

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

3-15-03 8:11am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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3-15-03 9:07am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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3-15-03 9:12am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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3-15-03 9:17am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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3-15-03 9:28am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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I need help by boinky33
10-26-02
Look, it's "Shrek"....HA HA HA HA HA
HA Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha he he......he......meh.

paranoid by boinky33
11-03-02

3-15-03 9:29am (new)
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kingofthehill
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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the Priest one is genius.

3-15-03 9:34am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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UNDER WATER COWBOYS! by boinky33
7-31-02
I sure could go for some pie right about now.

3-15-03 9:38am (new)
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shlimple
Stripcreator Newbie

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cc 176: Old man and bench by shlimple
3-15-03
An old man sits alone on a bench. He is lonely.
Little did he know that one day he would be the star of a comic strip.
But just before that happened, he vomited blood then died.

3-15-03 2:20pm (new)
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