Uhm...hi.

I just got involved in LPCSC when an acquaintance from Usenet got a LP account (http://www.stripcreator.com/comiclist.php?sort=date&o=2&author=Jedah) and I figured I'd get one too. I'm joining the forums for two major reasons. One, I want to see if I'm actually any good, or if I've been showing my archive to a bunch of sycophants. The other is, the comic contest looks fun. :p

So, whose ass do I have to kiss to get in here, anyway?

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

If you're going to kiss asses, please kiss mine first so I don't have other people's ass-cooties touching me. Thank you.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

References to MacBeth, XiaoXiao, All your base, A winner is you, Ate my balls, donkey sodomy, plus you mock Jack Chick, and your third comic was a series of jabs at the Strip Creator itself. Not bad for a nine-strip portfolio. I don't get this "volitation" business, though. Also, you'll have to lose some of the humor. I'm afraid we simply don't allow funny comics here.

As for whose ass you have to kiss, I suspect the answer to that is going to be "wirthling's".

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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How do you get links in your signature that aren't urls? The UBB codes that the help thingie shows don't include whatever you're using.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

{url=http://www.suckit.com}suck it{/url}

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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to a bunch of sycophants. The other is, the comic contest looks fun. :p

So, whose ass do I have to kiss to get in here, anyway?

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Thank you. :)

Check www.animejump.com. There's a flying DBZ figure there with some pretty priceless engrish.

Ahh shit.

[Click to view comic: 'On Brown-nosing']

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

Thanks!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Ahh shit.

Actually, just get gabe to kiss wirthling's ass while we watch. You can be monkey leader then.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Any and all rumors circulating regarding a homosexual relationship between wirthling and myself are entirely false and untrue.

Unless one of you has pictures. In which case I blame it on the liquor.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hmmmm.... I suppose you're not bad. I must say I appreciate "A winner is you." *Memories...*

CC39 is in dire need of participants.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC39 is in dire need of participants.

Considering that I don't know any Tom Waits songs, and that I'm low on personal attacks based on political satire at the moment, I'm just not up to this contest. Not for now, at least. Hmmmm.... Hold on, I might just have something after all. Probably not very good, but we shall see...

I wondered about cutting back on something in the rules before submitting. I know Waits isn't a household name, but his stuff is very visual. I provided a link to a good site to look up his lyrics in the thread if that helps.

On the bright side the two valid entries I have to date (including Haights') are good laughs.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If Gabe Billings has taught me anything, it's this -- never let a lack of material prevent you from creating a comic anyway.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh, and Gabe also taught me the true meaning of man-love, of course...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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On the bright side the two valid entries I have to date (including Haights') are good laughs.

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And it was! Plus wirthling's came in after I wrote that. The best part is seeing the different bend everyone gives these. I have one or three ideas in mind when I make the rules, then you folks provide others completely unlike any I had in mind.

Plus walking around with Despot and Better off Without a Wife playing in my head all weekend has been nice (not that my wife is amused by the words I hum).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey, being new isn't a bad thing. It's not hard to get accepted here, either. After all, I have a repulsive personality, and I do about one comic a week, but I'm a "respected" member of the Lowpass "community," which rarely has happened to me "before."

And being out of ideas isn't a bad thing either... isn't it the reason most people do comics here?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet