Fred should've known better than to give the finger to the San Francisco caber-tossing team.

Four days later... if only the image were as compressed as that guy's front end.

"I'm sorry offisher (hic!)... I thought I could clear it but it was just too damn tall."

Environmentalists are crushed by the dismal performance of the first auto to run on discarded consumer electronics and emit only sand as a waste product.

I was delivering this lamp and I forgot the address.

Angered by losing her arms, the statue Venus de Milo pulled a "Lorana Bobbit" on the Statue of David.

You can always tell the Volkswagen engineer. He's the one who thinks the truckbed's in front.

"Huh... No parking, eh? NO PARKING?? Well, Fuuuuuuck YOU!"

"And today's weather, mostly sunny with a 35% chance of lampposts."

And once again, the giant stone phallic symbol has the last laugh...

So much for "Like a Rock."

"...and in other news, Minuteman and the other members of Freedom Force saved the city today. There was some slight property damage."

Seconds later, the police arrive and ticketed the post for not wearing a seat belt.

The post appealed all the way to the Supreme Court and won.

Based on its new-won fame, it unseated Jesse Ventura in the gubenatorial election.

After earning a reputation for successful politicking, it ran against Al Gore for the 2004 Democratic presidental nomination.

Sadly, this only led to more voting scandals for Gore, as Democrats had trouble telling the candidates apart.

In the end, the post gave up its presidential aspirations, had an autobiography ghost-written, and lived comfortably in semi-retirement.

After its death, a statue was erected to it on the very street corner that this photo was taken. It even lights up at night.