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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Reverse oral sex.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

If you masturbate, it's going to come back to bite you sooner or later.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The earliest known penile implants we're fraught with undesirable side-effects, and eventually abandoned altogether by Egyptian physicians.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

- For those who lack the funding to get their ribs removed.

- Earlier today, an area woman was seen attaching an earthworm to a voodoo doll that looked like her ex-boyfriend.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

"Dude, check out this sweet Romr shirt I picked up!"

The best Japanese hentai craze since tentacle rape and women with five breasts!

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"Abortion should be mandatory!"

CHOP OFF DEE COCK!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

...after buying the rights to make a movie about Henry Kissinger's life, Hollywood took a few -- shall we say -- "liberties" to spice it up.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Rumsfeld was drawing a picture for W. to make it easier to explain who they were going to bomb; he had meant to draw Saddam, but the pot had hit him pretty hard that night...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

When doing at-home circumcision, we recommend thinking of your penis as a man-eating snake to ease the process.

Joe hadn’t realised the Genie would take things so literal when he wished for a massive One-Eyed Trouser Snake

[Click to view comic: 'I am Spankling - part 1'][Click to view comic: 'I am Spankling - part 2']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

...didn't I see this on bmezine?

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Bme-who now? I dunno -- I just came across it while googling.
It could be the Bush family crest for all I know.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Not only am I president of Penis Snake Club For Men, Im a client.

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Poop.

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Bme-who now? I dunno -- I just came across it while googling.
It could be the Bush family crest for all I know.

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ZOOOM!! It went right over my head, Chaobell.
My bad!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Masturbation makes blind.

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