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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Reverse oral sex.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

If you masturbate, it's going to come back to bite you sooner or later.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The earliest known penile implants we're fraught with undesirable side-effects, and eventually abandoned altogether by Egyptian physicians.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

- For those who lack the funding to get their ribs removed.

- Earlier today, an area woman was seen attaching an earthworm to a voodoo doll that looked like her ex-boyfriend.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

"Dude, check out this sweet Romr shirt I picked up!"

The best Japanese hentai craze since tentacle rape and women with five breasts!

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"Abortion should be mandatory!"

CHOP OFF DEE COCK!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

...after buying the rights to make a movie about Henry Kissinger's life, Hollywood took a few -- shall we say -- "liberties" to spice it up.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Rumsfeld was drawing a picture for W. to make it easier to explain who they were going to bomb; he had meant to draw Saddam, but the pot had hit him pretty hard that night...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

When doing at-home circumcision, we recommend thinking of your penis as a man-eating snake to ease the process.

Joe hadn’t realised the Genie would take things so literal when he wished for a massive One-Eyed Trouser Snake

I am Spankling - part 1 by Spankling 4-14-03

Cyber-schizophrenia did this to me. I came to this place to let out the feisty voice inside me. It slithered and cavorted, enjoying the freedom to dangle desires and drives before others. Some of the desires are actually mine. Some I once had, or toyed with. Some are not me at all. My hip-thrusting snake-dance began to make my real self feel base. And so I created Bogart. I wanted to enjoy life with these people (who used to be strangers) as myself. Bogart was me without dropping the mask. I held up a mask that looked like me. This community was goods to Bogart and received him well. But even he was a deception, for I wasn't admitting that they knew me as Spankling. Then, like all schizophrenics, there came a day when the false me stepped out and demanded attention. Spankling cavorted under the name Bogart and Bogart was undone. The snake that is Spankling, leaped up and devoured Bogart. Bogart was weak and Spankling swallowed him whole, digesting him alive.

I am Spankling - part 2 by Spankling 4-14-03

The name of the forum is Caption Mountain not Pathetic Looser Confessions. Can you work with that? Uhm... What part of say something funny don't you get, ass-munch? "Oh look! My snake ate my face! Arg!" Better. And by that I mean you suck. You are too kind.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

...didn't I see this on bmezine?

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Bme-who now? I dunno -- I just came across it while googling.
It could be the Bush family crest for all I know.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Not only am I president of Penis Snake Club For Men, Im a client.

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Poop.

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Bme-who now? I dunno -- I just came across it while googling.
It could be the Bush family crest for all I know.

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ZOOOM!! It went right over my head, Chaobell.
My bad!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Masturbation makes blind.

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