PEOPLE I AM CRABBY AND I WANT TO GET TO #1. IVE MADE SEVERAL COMICS CHECK THEM OUT TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE AND DONT LIKE AND HELP ME GET TO #1.

TELL ME WHAT TO DO HERE IN THE MESSAGE BOARD, OR YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT: mc_cracker_ntf@hotmail.com

TOGETHER WE CAN ALL ACHIEVE MY OWN PERSONAL GOAL OF GOING TO #1!!!!!

THANK YOU
p.s. I MAKE COMICS FOR PEOPLE WHO ENJOY COMICS IF YOU DONT THEN GET THE HELL OUT!!!!

Drink lots of liquids.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I DONT KNOW HOW THAT HELPS ME BUT I'LL KEEP IT IN MIND.
CHECK OUT MY COMIC THIRSTY BEATNIK IF YOU ENJOY DRINKING FLUIDS.

In the plethora of guides floating around about proper 'netiquette', the one item I see more than any other is that people equate all caps with shouting.

Don't use all caps, they say. People will think you're shouting. I generally think, 'There's someone who left their caps lock key on and didn't feel like retyping'.

I noticed that you've got a few strategic points of your message you did put in lower case. Which leads me to believe that all your upper case is there for a reason.

I'm just curious as to what it was.

P.S. - If you want to get to #1, you've got to pay homage to Tobor by sacrificing a virgin to him. (You might want to talk to wirthling. He never gets any.)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That looks like a copy and paste situation. It would be odd for him to whisper his email address.

Funny that Tobor is involved. He's the only other all caps induhvidual I've seen around here.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well Gabe_billings I can't speak for everyone but I use CAPS just to get my point across. I feel that it stands out more and people find it easier to read. I have had people tell me to stop shotuing at them and I just laugh at the comment. When you write without CAPS no one says stop whispering do they??? I think that by me getting to #1 it will be a huge step forward for all us CAPS users out there that scoff at "netiquette."
The time for CAPS has come and it will be a time of much rejoicing!!!!!!!!

p.s who is this Tobor you speak of????

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That looks like a copy and paste situation. It would be odd for him to whisper his email address.
spankling got it right.

http://justice.loyola.edu/~mcoffey/etc/scfaq.html

Read it. Love it. You already asked a couple of questions that this FAQ answers.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Dave, you old softy. You went and helped the guy instead of being a wise-ass. But now he's in for the bad news... HE WILL NEVER BE #1!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

He could be #1. He'll just have to cheat so much that any pride that he would gain from it would be lost. Maybe I'm just nostalgic for the days when it was attainable and meaningful. Those were a great couple of days.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Hunters by kaufman 6-26-01

Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting Tobors. No, no, no! That's not how to catch one at all. Tobors are attracted to noise. They are? Yeah, watch me. Let me pull out my Tobor-call. HELLO. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME? I WANT TO GET #1! RAAAAAAAR! TOBOR IN LOVE!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

WELL THE DREAM IS OVER. IT COULD BE HOURS BEFORE I RECOVER FROM THIS.

Maybe that is the point he's trying to get across?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

THATS JUST ONE OF MANY POINTS OLD CHUM!!!
I HOPE TO BRING THE ANNOYANCE FACTOR TO AN ALL TIME HIGH BABY YEAH!!!!!

Yknow, this guy reminds me of me, back in my good old days... but I was better at it than he is. Back when I was at my worst, I could piss off an entire roomful of people by standing quietly and not doing anything! You kids these days, thinking you know how to be repellent...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I FIND NeoVid AND MYSELF TO BE A KINDRED SPIRITS OF SORTS. HE SEEMS TO BE ONE OF THE RARE TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO BOTH UNDERSTAND AND LOATHE. I SALUATE YOU AND YOUR FINE WORK KEEP IT UP AND I KNOW YOU'LL GO FAR.

TRULY YOURS,
crabby

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P.S. - If you want to get to #1, you've got to pay homage to Tobor by sacrificing a virgin to him. (You might want to talk to wirthling. He never gets any.)

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CRABBY'S RIGHT. IT IS MUCH EASIER TO READ WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS, GODDAMMIT. I'M CHANGING MY TUNE. THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THIS WOULD BE SOME 90PT GIANT-ASS ASCII TEXT THAT TOOK UP HALF THE PAGE.

AND KNOWING THE HALF WITS THAT HANG OUT HERE, I'M SURE AT LEAST ONE OF THEM HAS AN ASCII-TEXT CONVERTER BOOKMARKED AND IS GOING TO POST SOMETHING IN GIANT ASCII TEXT IN ABOUT THREE POSTS.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

See?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

SO ARE WE ALL IN AGREEMENT THAT WE WILL BE USING CAPS FROM NOW THEN???? CRABBY HAS STARTED A REVOLUTION!!!!
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO GET SOME REALLY BIG TEXT LIKE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS HAD, I WANT SOME OF THAT!!!!!

Ssshhhh.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Crappy sure has some good ideas.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My ears are bleeding from all this NOISE! No wait, my daughter has her popsickle in there.

Carry on.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

YES USING ALL CAPS AND IMPROPER PUNCTUATION IS A CLEVER SUBSTITUTE FOR WIT DONT YOU THINK, IT IS THE FUTURE??? THE REVOLUTION BEGINS WITH CRAPPY OOPS SORRY CRABBY COMICS LIKE THIS ONE APPARENTLY!!!

ASIANS UP TO NO GOOD by crabby 6-26-01

YOU KNOW THIS RELATIONSHIP WONT WORK OUT!!! IS IT BECAUSE I'M NOT A CANIBAL LIKE YOU?????? NO!!!!!! IVE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE. ARE YOU LEAVING ME FOR TWO SMALL ASIAN GIRLS??? MEANWHILE.......... YEAH I KNOW HE'S A CANIBAL BUT IS HE CUTE??? LIKE OF COURSE HAVE I EVER BROUGHT OVER AN UGLY CANIBAL FOR A GANGBANG????

No offense, Crappy.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."