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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The license plate is upside down. That's hilarious.

In their own small hometown, the teenagers were watched vigilantly by all the liquor stores. However, one day, Bobby said he knew a guy who was willing to sell them 500 lbs. of Colt.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Might as well get it over with. "He wanted a car with more horse power."

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"Abortion should be mandatory!"

Giving new meaning to "That's a real horse's ass in that there car..."

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I has a flavor!

"That's a horse in a car."

"YAY! I'm a white horse in a car!"

A car with a horse in it.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

quote:

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"That's a horse in a car."

"YAY! I'm a white horse in a car!"

A car with a horse in it.

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"SHIT! The Police are chasing us! Time for Plan B, get into your horse costumes!"

"Stop horsing around you silly ass"

"LOOK OUT FOR THAT TUNNEL!"

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Heggo.

Daisy was lazy.

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f u

"Should the Simpsons get a horse?"

While in favour of bring back old sitcoms, giving them an up-to-date look, TV Excectives were not sure what to make of the pilot episode of "Mister Ed on the Road"

"Legally, this allows me to use the carpool lane."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Stupid Welsh drivers.

"Heh heh...hey, buddy, why the long--" *VROOOM* *FTUMCH* *VROOOOOM*

While this may look like a fun thing to do if you own both a horse and a car, you won't be laughing when you see what happened to upholstry.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Are you wearing your seat belt back there, Dobbin?

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Stay Safe!

Neil Young takes his backing band for a drive.

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I has a flavor!

In the former Soviet Socialist Republic, it's incredibly easy to get licensed to drive a cab.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"HEY YOU! GET A ... Oh, never mind."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"You idiot! I said to pick me up some whores!"

I told him to get off his high horse. He did, but he still brings the damn thing with him everywhere.

Of course, no one can tell, but the real joke is the herd of elephants in the trunk.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Ah dunno, Tex...ah love a good chase scene as much as any cowboy, but dern it, this just ain't the same."
"Ha ha! ...what the fuck are you talking about?"

"Hey is that a Mustang or a Pinto?"

Where are they now? This episode: Quick Draw McGraw.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.