Life's a bitch. I just spent a whole weekend playtesting new games. Good ones, bad ones, novel ones, ripoffs ... But I didn't get to play the game based on this site, probably because it didn't exist.

Until now.

You're going to create it. With my help. Here's what I know so far:

Equipment:[list=1][*]One board
[*]One 6-sided die
[*]Play money
[*]Tokens for each player
[*]Whatever else you people add during the course of this contest[/list=1]

Rules:[list=1][*]Roll the die to determine who goes first. Highest roll goes first.
[*]Begin from the START square with $5.
[*]On your turn, roll the 6-sided die, and move ahead that many spaces on the board.
[*]Whenever you land on a square, do what it says.
[*]Whoever reaches the FINISH square first is the winner.
[*]Anything else that might need to be added.[/list=1]

Developers' Notes:[list=1][*]Each comic panel posted to this thread represents in sequence a square on the gameboard. Thus each comic posted will add three squares to the gameboard.
[*]Each panel of your comic should have in its narration box a description of what the square represents, and what a player landing there must do. The image in that panel should illustrate what's going on. Dialogue is permitted when appropriate.
[*]Needless to say, in-jokes are welcome.
[*]As hinted above, the instructions you give may require the addition of further game equipment to that listed above.
[*]I reserve the right to add up to three comics to this thread to add my touch to the gameboard. They will not be judged as entries.
[*]On Wednesday the 23rd, I will add the FINISH square, and this contest will be over. I will judge the winner based on the best individual square contributed to the gameboard.[/list=1]

So, without further ado, here we go!

The Stripcreator Board Game by kaufman 4-15-03

******************* START ******************* Collect $5 whenever you land here.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The Stripcreator Board Game by KajunFirefly 4-15-03

Queued at Andy's Maw's house, miss a turn. Win 2nd prize in a Skeet Shooting contest, collect $250 Dance on fuck's grave, collect "get away with rape free" card. (DANCING!!)

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Dad was flammable

The Stripcreator Board Game by Zegota 4-15-03

You've landed in Belgium. Their excellent road network allows you to travel faster, take an extra turn after this one. SUICIDE BOMBER! Go back to start, do not collect 5$ Pull my finger Your anus is bleeding. Skip next turn to visit doctor

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

The Stripcreator Board Game by KajunFirefly 4-15-03

Lose fight to little girl, go back 3 spaces. Subjected to tentacle-rape, pay $100 in blackmail charges to amatuer porn director Apocalypse, game over. MOH! MOH!

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Dad was flammable

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I has a flavor!

CC 182: Stripcreator Board Game by not_Scyess 4-15-03

FORUMS! Take a moment and read sum of the forum messages you do not lose a turn or pay any money. But if you felt the urge to correct the spelling and/or grammar on this square, lose a turn and pay $50. Curses! DONATION! Draw a Donation Card and pay Brad the indicated amount. Yes! NEWBIE COMIC! Loose a turn trying to understand the joke, which seems to have been written by a very stoned 14-year-old. PWNED! OMFG! YOU ARE ON FIER! ROFLOLOLOL

CC 182: Stripcreator Board Game by not_Scyess 4-15-03

ONE NOTE CHARACTERS! Advance one square. You are playing a board game! That reminds me... what's the country code for Albania? I don't know what time it is. TOBOR CORNHOLES YOU. Advance one square ahead, projected by his enormous metal phallus. RAAAR!! YOUR FACE HERE INESCAPEABLE INFINITELY RECYCLED IN-JOKE CONTINUUM. Go back two squares. SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The Stripcreator Board Game by jes_lawson 4-15-03

Miss a turn ignoring BeNN_MaKK on IRC CHOP OFF DE COCK! You post to RMDC - spin your Stripcreator Regular Randomizer to see who replies... Needs more sodomy! Busted! Play your Get Away With Rape Free card, or else go to Jail.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 182: Stripcreator Board Game by not_Scyess 4-15-03

PRES. BUSH SAYS SOMETHING STUPID! Make an easy comic out of it and collect $10. Mr. President, the Canadian ambassidor demands an apology for your statements today. I don't care! I still say it's not another country. BISCUIT GAME! Play the biscuit game with the 2 players closest to your piece. The loser rolls the die and goes back that many places. This isn't snow; it's a very close-up view of the biscuit. MAKE A COMIC! Remember back when you actually did that? Well, make one now or lose a turn.

CC 182: Stripcreator Board Game by not_Scyess 4-15-03

CATCHPHRASE! Draw a catchphrase from the Catchphrase deck. Whenever anyone uses that phrase, collect $5. SCROE! DEE COCK! NEW ART! Draw a Donation card and pay Brad the indicated amount. DRUNKEN MEN WITHOUT PANTS! Do nothing. Unless this sort of thing excites you. I don't know about you, but I'm excited. Oh, aye!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CC 182: Stripcreator Board Game by not_Scyess 4-15-03

COMIC COMPETITION! Draw a card from the CC deck and make a comic which complies with the rules or lose a turn. JALE: Go her if yor caught rapping. Lose three terns. NALED BY ESCAPED JALEBURD! Cut the value of your next die roll in half.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The Stripcreator Board Game by jes_lawson 4-15-03

andydougan: EITHER play the biscuit game again OR make a strip featuring Russell Crowe and John Pienaar OR make a strip featuring Russell Crowe playing the biscuit game! Mmm! DIESEL SWEETIES: Make a strip involving a Diesel Sweeties character that's NOT Red Robot and collect $10 I'll bet they can't! RAAAGH! I mean...yes! BOORITE: Challenges you to a drinking contest. Pay $10, roll the die and chug that many beers before you can throw again. Sucker!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

StripCreator board game by mmyers 4-15-03

Take a ride on the Eddie Grant Express. Rock down to Electric Avenue, then take it higher, Roll again. Busted at work for being on StripCreator. Lose one turn or all of your money. No bonuses this year. Hohoho! StripCreator CD Swap: Change places with closest player and follow instructions. Hmm...Backstreet Boys CD or a pile of shit, Backstreet Boys or a pile of shit...I'll take the shit.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Stripcreator Board Game by BigEvilDan 4-15-03

SPLITTER BACKGROUND confuses players. Everyone rolls the die and moves back that many places. ROTOR TURBINES: Move ahead negative X*(-1)^X spaces, where X is total amount of money in play divided by the average age (in years) of the players. Round up. What the fuck are you talking about? SUB_M7 PARTY: All players lose $5. Well, this is lame.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Stripcreator Board Game by TheGovernor 4-15-03

Paranoid Schizo Attack: You are convinced the asian girls are watching your every move, Miss a turn or pay five dollah! Free Parking *wink* Divine intervention:- You use the Jesus character in a strip in a way that isn't blasphemous, move forward 3 spaces Bugger, I knew I shouldnt have eaten those chillies last night

Stripcreator Board Game by BigEvilDan 4-15-03

DOWNTIME: If you cannot draw your own comic, skip a turn. Page canot be found? NO! DILBERT STEALS YOUR IDEA: Win $20 in resulting lawsuit. So I says to the client, "Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves." My boss is an idiot. FAMILY CIRCUS STEALS YOUR IDEA: Lose a turn for having such a lame idea. RAAR! BILLY WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Stripcreator Board Game by BigEvilDan 4-15-03

TROLL: Get $5 from each player. TEH REGS ARE GAY BECUZ THEY DONT LIKE MY COMIX ABOUT HOW TEHY ARE GAY!!!11 RULES-HEAVY COMIC CONTEST: Draw 2 cards from the CC deck and make a comic which complies with the rules or lose a turn. No letters or characters? WTF? FIGHTS GO HERE: Choose a player and move their piece to this space. Terrorist-hugging liberal hippie! War-mongering right-wing hick!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Stripcreator Board Game by jes_lawson 4-15-03

PENNY ARCADE: Contemplate why you're not as funny as you used to be, then make a strip about video games. I could kill for a beer and a Gameboy... You suck. RANDOM STRIP: Draw 2 Character cards and a Background card and make a funny strip from them. If you've got a Kaufman card I'd play it now! ACCIDENTAL SAVE: Non-Donors must make a Donation; Donors lose a turn while deleting and cursing their carelessness. Idiot!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 182: Stripcreator boardgame 1 by naz_ghul 4-15-03

UNPROVOKED TROLL ATTACK: lose a turn stunned by stupidity. OMFG! You assholes are so fugking gay! Like you're comicx are any better! You faggots suck dick! At least I can get laid unlike you fiucking grammer faggit geeks! l337 SP34I<: Pubescent Teenager inadvertently opens portal to alternate universe by invoking eldritch Demigod. You must cross dress for three turns. Kajun is immune to this tile. TAG TEAM CUP 4: Not getting the joke, you miraculously enter a completely compliant comic anyway. Move ahead five spaces and earn the jealous ire of everyone else. Dick. Showoff.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Strip Creator Board Game by mmyers 4-15-03

Obscure movie reference. Collect $10. Sit down, jump around, pick a bail of cotton! ELECTRIC AVENUE. First player to find a trash can or a hammer or nails moves forward two spaces. It's hammer time. Be kind, rewind...I mean recycle...I mean shut up. Get a deck of cards and play Poker with all players, 2's being Wild. Winner collects $25. Give me all your 'fours'. Go fish. Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahaha...hahaha..I said 'Go'!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 182: Stripcreator Boardgame 2 by naz_ghul 4-15-03

WRITER'S BLOCK: After staring at the default page for several hours, you're so uninspired and demoralized you decide to get good and drunk. Move ahead one square. You never were very funny. Drinking dulls the pain, you know. THE DRUNK TANK: You cannot leave this square, nor stop drinking, until someone remembers where Boorite's trousers are. Don't look at me, mate. I don't wear the silly things. WEST VIRGINIA: Make a FUNNY hillbilly-and-donkey comic or go back ten squares. Well, she shore ain't the purdiest lady I ever seen, but if you say so . . .

CC 182: Stripcreator boardgame 3 by naz_ghul 4-15-03

DEATH PUN-ALTY: Make three decent puns in thirty seconds based on a word chosen by the player to your right or give all your cash to the Kaufman Foundation for the Mining of Learning Strategy Data. How the fuck am I supposed to make a pun out of "polystyrene?" SCIENTOLOGY: Join creepy cult, move ahead two squares but lose the next two turns having pseudo-intellectual conversation and hoping to meet John Travolta. Creepy, aren't we? Be one of us. FILET OF SOLE: You are caught impersonating someone else in the stripcreator chat room. Formulate a convincing apology with your foot in your mouth or go back to start.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

StripCreator Board Game. by Kwaksplurge 4-15-03

Penis puns: Come up with 30 decent puns on the selected synonym for 'penis' in 3 seconds or be sodomised by a pink donkey. Ohh...well deary me. It would appear that I am without puns...again...deary deary me. How silly of me. Now get that viagra down you, Donkey. ARGH! We COULD have bought a chessboard like he said, but NOOO I had to be more adventurous! Complain to brad about lack of porn on site: Get struck by lightning. G1v3 M3 T3h Pr0N 0R Y0o @m Sux!!! Comics start getting repetitive: Comics start getting repetitive: Comics start getting repetitive: Comics... MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! NOW IT'S SOMTHING ELSE!!!

The pre-meditated LAST PLACE, methinks.

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Heggo.

The Stripcreator Board Game by jes_lawson 4-15-03

Comic Competition Penalty: If your name is jes_lawson, stop entering Comic Competitions and leave some of the cliches and in-jokes for the others until you roll a 6 What the...? Ok...4! Fine... Comic Competition Penalty: If your name is jes_lawson, stop entering Comic Competitions and leave some of the cliches and in-jokes for the others until you roll a 6 3...damnit!...2... Comic Competition Penalty: If your name is jes_lawson, stop entering Comic Competitions and leave some of the cliches and in-jokes for the others until you roll a 6 $&£%! 3 AGAIN! DIE, DIE!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 182: The Stripcreator Board Game by KaddarComps 4-15-03

WIN AN ARGUMENT ON THE FORUMS: Nothing, you gain nothing. In fact, for wasting all your time, lose a turn. Alright, fine you win. See? I TOLD YOU all arabians look alike. RACIST JOKESTER!: Quick! Say the first racist thing at the top of your head, then move forward a square. Actually, if you count the last panel, I should get to move two spaces forward WIN: Go directly to the finish square, seriously kaddar, you win. Hey, you have to admit, this panel was a nice attempt. Well, I suppose this joke must have been attempting.

Kaufman, you playtest boardgames? Is this your job or a hobby?

CC 182: The Stripcreator Board Game DX by KaddarComps 4-15-03

MAKE NEW CHARACTERS: Everyone gives you like $20, no, $30 dollars. Seriously. ... Please? SO YOU'RE A HIPPY (a.k.a. Get made fun of): All players must direct one insult towards you, two if you're french. I'll cut you. SO EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE IS A HIPPY: As it turns out, stripcreator is really a guise for a communist social group. Everyone moves to the space of the player in last.

CC 182: The Stripcreator Board Game Advance by KaddarComps 4-15-03

HUGH SPELLING ERROR: And you're not a donating user, lose $10 and all comics reduced in funny points by 5. TORBO WILL DO SOMETHING OR OTHER. HIT THE DUPLICATE KEY BY MISTAKE: Move back 3 spaces and rush when doing any tasks on the next turn, also, the result of your tasks won't be as funny. CRAP COMIC HAS NO PUNCHLINE:

The Stripcreator Board Game by jes_lawson 4-15-03

4!...Bar Steward! 2!...Creosote eating rump-smuggler!... ...6..YES! Back in the game!

The Stripcreator Board Game by jes_lawson 4-15-03

Safety_Donkey: Miss a turn while you ensure Stripcreator is ISO 9000 compliant. I just left the cap of some bleach at a children's home! Wanna come see? AAAGH! #Stripcreator: Go on line and make a strip out of the topic. Lose $20 if boorite is "boorite-brb". D'oh! STRIPCREATOR: THE BOARDGAME Copyright Brad/Kaufman Inc. 2003. All Rights Reserved. No liability is entered into for cornholing/sucking related injuries

The Stripcreator Board Game by jes_lawson 4-15-03

Submit Artwork: Draw your own Stripcreator Character here. Tag Team Comics: For the next three turns you and the player nearest you move the number of squares the other rolls. lara7: Alphabetise your cards and pay a $5 library fine. Shh! I'm trying to make a comic here!