Do they suck?

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Insult me in your comics,posts,and minds but forever this smirk thall never leave! :> :> :>

Yes.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

In a word, yes. But keep trying.

This one did make me laugh. A little. Probably the "1/3 catholic" bit.

[Click to view comic: 'Butter My Buns']

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Most of them, just, well, how do I put it nicely? They are rubbish. The Gay jokes just aren't working, I mean the singing gay robot one was slightly amusing but the rest just fall flat, I dont know, but they didnt make me laugh. HOWEVER, I can see potential in your work, and there was a couple that I found somewhat funny.

[Click to view comic: 'No TV!']
was good.
[Click to view comic: 'Snow Men ain't gods']
was also funny, although your spelling of "Yeah" detracted a bit from the funny, and the Pumpkin needed a stronger line, but other than that it was good.

I mean there are a couple others in there I like (the french hippy one for example) But as a whole I feel you could do better. Keep trying.

I would have made the pumpkin say, "Yeah... LESS TALK! MORE VIRGINS!" but I'm in a strange mood right now.

Oh, and the narration box does nothing.

Aw, screw it!
[Click to view comic: 'Snowmen Ain't Gods']

Told you I was in a strange mood. Anyway, now you can say someone's stolen your comic, though I did give you credit. ;-)

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.