Do they suck?

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Insult me in your comics,posts,and minds but forever this smirk thall never leave! :> :> :>

Yes.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

In a word, yes. But keep trying.

This one did make me laugh. A little. Probably the "1/3 catholic" bit.

Butter My Buns by TheBearButt 4-19-03

Butter my buns Fetch my stick Ride my pony Unleash the bull Are you a cowboy? No but 1/3 catholic!

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Most of them, just, well, how do I put it nicely? They are rubbish. The Gay jokes just aren't working, I mean the singing gay robot one was slightly amusing but the rest just fall flat, I dont know, but they didnt make me laugh. HOWEVER, I can see potential in your work, and there was a couple that I found somewhat funny.

No TV! by TheBearButt 4-18-03

Do you want a plasma tv for 20 bucks? Do I! Too bad I sell purses.

was good.

Snow Men ain't gods by TheBearButt 4-19-03

Bow! I am God! Dude I'm not gay enouph to see a snowman as my lord. Well be that way... Ain't it the truth. And this snowman thought he was you! Year punkins are gods not snowmen!

was also funny, although your spelling of "Yeah" detracted a bit from the funny, and the Pumpkin needed a stronger line, but other than that it was good.

I mean there are a couple others in there I like (the french hippy one for example) But as a whole I feel you could do better. Keep trying.

I would have made the pumpkin say, "Yeah... LESS TALK! MORE VIRGINS!" but I'm in a strange mood right now.

Oh, and the narration box does nothing.

Aw, screw it!

Snowmen Ain't Gods by Bargaintuan 4-20-03

Based on the comic "Snow Men ain't gods" by TheBearButt. Bow to me, for I am the one true, ever-living God! Uh, yeah. Right. You have angered me! I shall smite you! Take your best shot, Frosty. Later that day... ....so then, he started hurling balls of himself at me. I just walked away after that. Yeah, whatever. LESS TALK! MORE VIRGINS!

Told you I was in a strange mood. Anyway, now you can say someone's stolen your comic, though I did give you credit. ;-)

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.