Just like Bazilla, I'm going to provide the images. All you have to do is alter or composite them in creative ways. Use any additional imagery you like, as long as part of one of these pics is in there somewhere. And just for larfs, the pictures this time around are thematically linked.

First up, we have the Lesbian Russian singing sensation "Tatu":

Here we see my huge, muscular bicep awaiting a tatoo. OK, its actually a stunt double. If you use this image, you have to provide the tatoo. Make me look like a real tough guy.

Here you have a group of folk musicians beating out a tattoo on the drums:

Here is Archbishop Desmond Tutu.

And finally, we have some attractive models showing off the latest in ballet tutus.

That's it. You have 5 days roughly. I'll post a warning exactly 24 hours before the final deadline. Ready? And... begin!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

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The Archbishop grabs himself some tatu.

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Bongo head.

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I make maybe more after watch TNA.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I used all the pics in this one, kudos to who can find the arm

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

It's that lesbian russian vampire band, Nosfertatu.

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Zegota's arm is in the bottom right corner above the drum girl.

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Good stuff, folks... I'm calling this one at about 9:30 AM EST tomorrow, which is about 23 hours from now.

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No way. They don't even make enough Jose Cuervo to get me this tanked.

On second thought, I'd like that Cock tatoo after all.

So much for choosing a tatoo. While artist extraordinaire "Mad Dog" is laying out his needles and invoking his muse (easy on that stuff, man!) I have just enough time to choose a winner for this contest. I can honestly say that every one of you friggin' bastards posted at least one entry that made me laugh. But contrary to my free-wheeling, tatoo-sportin' lifestyle, I must choose only one winner. This time around, it's Big Evil Dan.

My, how they've grown! And still only $5.00.

Out on the half-court, noone can beat the bishop.

Congratulations, Dan! "Mad Dog" says stop by the shop anytime for a complimentary tatoo just like mine.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I boycotted this contest due to the inexplicable absence of Herve Villechaize.

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Some of us have just a little more sensitivity than to use another's physical shortcomings as fodder for some kind of sick jokefest. But apparently you wouldn't know anything about that.

Big Deadbeat Dan has 24 hours to make a showing before the victory goes to dcomp.

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f u

Yay! This means I get runner up? GO TEAM!

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