The lost art of manners I to III.

Sammy I to IV.

[Click to view comic: 'The Lost Art of Manners.']

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I did this by severing my real arms and replacing them with super-human cyborg arms.

Just being "weird" doesn't equal being "funny."

You seem to have potential, though.

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I was tricked! I was expecting Pretty Sammy comics!

But anyway, I think fuzzyman said it best in the third panel of that comic:

umf's already mentioned how the whole Pepsi-Twist bit isn't working. I would also like to add that the narration is unnecessary. This isn't a writing contest-- use ONLY as many words as you need to get the point across.

I only looked at the one comic that you showed, so maybe you don't have as much excess narration as I think.