Alrighty, then.
I wanted to think of something that hasn't been done in the previous 186 contests. Then I realized that I'm far to lazy to read through them to figure out what has and hasn't been done. So I've decided to try something that probably hasn't been done, and if it has, well... pretend that it hasn't.
The theme for this contest is... Shakespeare.[list]
[*]Main rule: You must portray a scene or scenes from a newly discovered Shakespeare play, hidden from existence until now because it is so godawful.
[*]Series are okay, but if you go more than 5 or 6 episodes, I will fall asleep, causing me to bump my head on the table and think bad thoughts about you.
[*]Extra points for using iambic pentameter, though it is not required.
[*]Extra points for mentioning or using kidney stones as the subject of your play. Why? My wife has one right now so it comes to mind, and it's my contest so get OFF MY BACK YOU FREAK!!!!
[*]As ever, being funny counts for more than anything.
[*]Contest ends... late Wednesday, SC time.
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Let the games begin.
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.
