The pimp always gets what he wants. by Emperonine 6-04-03

Don't hate the playa'............................ Yo honey, let me have yo' ear for a bit. ??? ............................................................. You a fine looking sista'. I bet you know how to work it. You know, with your attributes and my magement you could make some real money! When hell freezes over! You son of a b!!ch! Hate the game. What happened to you? Who would have known that hell would be so cold.

How many rednecks does it take? by Emperonine 6-03-03

We join our "educated" stock-brokers at the NYSE. How many rednecks does it take to make dinner? UH? I don't know. How many does it take? 3. One to drive, one to peel it of the road and one to cook it. HA! HA! HA! Good one. I don't get it?

Wich monster is scarier? by Emperonine 6-03-03

Our favorite monsters can not agree. Who is scarier? I am much scarier than you! Bull-Sh!t! You are'nt half as scary as me! Prove it. I will! Moral: the scariest monsters on earth are drugs. Especially the legal, doctor prescribed kind. Boo!!! HA! HA! HA! Your soul now belongs to me! I guess that's why the bottle says not to operate heavy machinery?

The anti-American protesters still won't see the light. by Emperonine 6-03-03

We join our so-called peace lovers at a major anti-war, anti-american rally. Stop the evil war-mongers, that call this city home! Right on dude! Suddenly a large explosion rocks Washinton! A few days later, at the bomb site. I still can't believe the peace movement thinks that the American government would bomb there own capitol to silence them. As I told you, when we were planing this attack, they will believe anything as long as it does not come from America. They actually hate America more than we do.

United We Stand! Yankee, Rebel, Black And White! by Emperonine 6-03-03

It is no longer yankee VS. rebel. Now it's America VS. the evil of the world. Stop fighting! We are all Americans here! Red, Yellow, Black and White. Your, our true enemy is abroad. You know? Maybe he's right. United We Stand! We now go off, united into battle, to defend our country! And to defend the freedom loving people of the world. The enemy will soon feel the wrath of God's country, America! We will destroy the un-believers!!! Am I the only Mujahudeen, here who sees what's about to happen? Allah help us all!

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Born and bred in the "Dirty South", USA.

Wich do think is best?

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Born and bred in the "Dirty South", USA.

Just to clarify, being anti-war doesn't mean you hate America. It just means you don't want our American troops to be sent off to death.
No matter how fast it took to win the war, we shouldn't get cocky as a nation and start being arrogant. We might go to war with Korea, and if we do that means China could get involved. That could be bad...very bad.
War isn't good, but sadly our president is a redneck. So its kinda obvious that we are going to war. I hope we have better choices next year...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

What Eww(etc) means to say is:

Politically dogmatic comics aren't funny. Try something that doesn't try to force your viewpoint on other people. Whether they agree with you or not, it's just not funny. (Not to mention that most users here are pretty much diametrically opposed to your viewpoint, so expect a good flaming later.)

I do appreciate that you managed to post your comics in the page, though. Yay, FAQ.

And sorry, Eww. I'm afraid next election, the only way we'll see a decent candidate is if everyone writes in my name.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I often wonder, when I see people driving around with a "I support our troops" sticker on their car... would they feel as comfortable with a "I support the war" sticker on their car?

As an American, I love my country, and I support our troops. That's exactly why I don't want them in harm's way for no legitimate reason.

Anyway, your pro-war (or anti-anti war, if you prefer) cartoons are more like Jack Chick tracts, rather than comic strips. In fact, most of your comics are preachy rather than witty.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Aw, poop. I didn't read the FAQ and I hosed up my html link to chick.com. Try this one instead.

And quit fronting.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Too....many....words.

Don't be so damn sensetive people!

If it was a comic making fun of the conservatives or Pres. Bush it would be consedered funny.

Just because I make 2 "comics" about the "anti-war" movement, does not automaticly mean that I am some who knows what, tyring to shove my point of view "down everybody's throat".

Think about it. Anti-war protests are consedered good forms of expression, but when any body has another point of view and try's to express it, in any way, they are consedered agenda pushers(FOR LACK OF BETTER TERM).

Any one who says that the anti-war protesters are'nt trying to shove there point of view down others throats; is either lying, doesn't get the whole picture or are just blind.

I did not mean to rant and rave here, nor did I mean to get people upset.

Regardless of the 2 comics in question, how are the others?

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Born and bred in the "Dirty South", USA.

Down with Bush*edit* ignorence. by Emperonine 6-06-03

Yet again we join our favorite activists at another "anti-war rally". We must put an end to the illegit president Bush! This president is doing harm! Right on dude! Just look at the economy and the middle east for example. Apparently he did something right in the middle east. I mean Sharon saying he will pull the illegal settlements and Abbas saying he will try to end the up-rising, is ground breaking. Moral don't open your mouth if you don't know what you are talking about. I guess you were right about the economy though. I mean, we have only recovered a 1000 points. Bummer.

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Born and bred in the "Dirty South", USA.

Note to people who don't udnerstand economics: The stock market is not the freakin' economy people! The stock market had a bit of a bump because all the rich people and corporations are sinking a bunch of money into non-taxed stocks with dividends. increases in the stock market mean squat for the economy as a whoel and the average American worker. Try this, unemployment just reached 6.1%, the highest in 9 years. The deficit will be something like $44 Trillion. Government services are being cut left and right. Layoffs are still happening all over.

Yeah, the economy is going SWIMMIGNLY. Hoo-ray for tax cuts for the rich, they did so well when Reagan tried it, why wouldn't it work now right? right? Oh yeah, they didn't work then either. Guess that's why 450 economists and a bunch of Nobel Laureate economists signed a letter against the tax cuts.

What was that moral again?

I'll stop now since this shoudl be in the Fights Go Here board

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

If it were a funny comic making fun of conservatives or President Bush, then sure. But I feel that the political comics you posted above suffer because they contain nothing that I would be willing to classify as "humor".

Some of your others were a little better, but not much. The redneck one was a good effort, but ultimately it failed to make me laugh, possibly because it's really a very old joke. I might recommend finding some other comic authors who do make you laugh and studying their work before you continue.

Good luck and welcome to Stripcreator.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

You are right, descolada99. The unemployment rate did go to 6.1 percent, but that is much lower than most believed it would. Draw your own opionion.

If I hear anybody else blame President Bush for the economy I am going to scream! People forget that the so-called good economy that we had during the 90's was partly just inflation. People also forget that our economy was in recession before Bush took office. Further more we have had this little thing that we call the war on terror. Freedom is not free, so of course you are not going to have as much money as you did.

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Born and bred in the "Dirty South", USA.

I liked the redneck one best. Punchline was sweet and simple... though you could have chosen a better redneck joke between the two executives.