StripCreator: Refreshed - Part One by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

Wake up Kajun. Huh? Follow the white rabbit. But, the white rabbit's been removed from the comic database. Okay, then follow the booze-hound who's not wearing any trousers. He sounds like a fag.

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Two by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

Come with me, someone wants to meet with you. Are we going to a pub? No, we're going to a warehouse. That doesn't sound like much fun, wouldn't you rather just stay here and drink? I have plenty of booze. No, you must come with me right away. I'll just grab a 6-pack.

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Three by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

At the warehouse: Okay Kajun, you must ask yourself, do you want to keep living your life as it is just now, or do you want to find out the answers to the questions you've been asking all your life? Are you wanting me to go back to Catholic school? No Kajun, if you want to find the answers, drink the blue shot, to wake up back in your own bed, drink the red shot. Oh, were those the glasses on the table over there? Yes.....where are they? I necked them both when you were in the toilet.

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Four by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

Okay Kajun, this, is the make.php The what? It's the creation engine. Many years ago a company known as AOL waged war on mankind. The war lasted many years before we discovered a weakness... by slaughtering every pre-pubescent across the entire globe we starved them of users, but AOL struck back. It hooked everyone up to a universal neural network and locked us in the StripCreator... forever forcing us to make shitty comics with random swearing and stupid netspeak. LOL

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Five by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

It was said that one man was built inside the StripCreator, the One. When he died, it was prophecised that he would one day return to save humanity. It is said that the One would be neither male or female and you fit the description perfectly. How would you like the One to kick you in the Two?

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Dad was flammable

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Six by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

You will find that the StripCreator isn't like the real world, it follows a set of simple rules that can easily be manipulated. You mean I could drink 80 pints of beer without having to take a piss or even vomit? You think that's beer your drinking? Wh.. What are you saying? That's just a small compressed gif file that convinces you it's beer. Truly this is a world gone mad.

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Seven by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

Hey, this place isn't so bad, there are chicks here. What's that smell? Woah! Ah, Mr Firefly, prepare to be set to "ashes2.gif"

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Eight by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

Hmm, so if this is just a comic creator that I can manipulate.... Damn you Mr Firefly. Ah-ha!

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Nine by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

You're not going to do much to me from over there now, are you? Ha ha ha!

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Ten by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

Ah, crap.

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Dad was flammable

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Eleven by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

ID="dialog1td" background= "http://www.stripcreator.com/images/_white.gif img src= http://www.stripcreator.com/ images/baddies/agent1.gif img src= http://www.stripcreator.com/ images/baddies/agent1.gif -------------------He IS the One!------------------- img src= http://www.stripcreator.com/ images/baddies/agent1.gif ID="dialog1td" background= "http://www.stripcreator.com/images/_white.gif img src= http://www.stripcreator.com/ images/baddies/agent1.gif img src= http://www.stripcreator.com/ images/baddies/agent1.gif

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Twelve by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

THAT's for robbing me of beer.

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Thirteen by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

Well, it turns out you ARE the One. Yep. The people of Aremdesea will want to meet you, you are their messiah, they'll want answers. Will THEY have real beer? They'll have wine. I'd settle for print head cleaner.

StripCreator: Refreshed - Part Fourteen by KajunFirefly 6-08-03

Citizens of Aremdesea, I shall lead you to victory, I shall lead you to glory, no longer shall you live in fear, our time is NOW! I am the One, I am your saviour, I hold the answers to all of your questions! How do you edit comics?

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Dad was flammable

I'm going to type two words that I thought I'd never place next to each other...

"brilliant parody"

Good stuff. I don't enough time to keep up and read as many RMDC threads (or others) as I would like, but I'm glad I caught that one.

Jizbag.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bravo.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Huzzah!

Not only that, but you're getting really adept at posting comics four at a time so you can see them all.

Or even five.

Funny stuff. Especially the HTML tags.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Is that all?

"Would you like the One to kick you in the Two" is a classic line... Superb.

Brilliant.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

That was an excellent ending.

Huh? It was a completely original idea.

No, the story will be concluded in two 14 part series that I shall release in 2007.

The first one will be confusingly boring to most.

Did anyone get the Aremdesea thing?

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Dad was flammable

that was great. Everyone has already commented on the one and the two thing. But I thought the last line was a great joke too, in its simpicity. "How do you edit comics?"..oh priceless.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I soiled myself laughing.

Outstanding.

The only flaw was the subject line. I came in expecting that you were getting a sex change.

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Outstanding.

The only flaw was the subject line. I came in expecting that you were getting a sex change.

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I think its the best series I've seen. Please grace us with your presence in the future when Revolutions comes out.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Those all sucked.

Just kidding. I'll read them later.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The First one was better. But since im a big fan of the matrix and know it not easy to make a series that big, I'll give it a passing grade. So, when are you going to make Stripcreator Refreshed The Directors Cut? Just kidding. Or am I?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Booyah!

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Dad was flammable

Dude... you been ripped off!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dang!

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Dad was flammable

That's the best series I've seen since I've been lurking in these here parts. Nice work, Kajun.

One question:
Where was the car chase?

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