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boorite June 16, 2003 9:13 AM	Can you imagine what Martha Stewart must be going through? Or what she's been through? Or what she'll be going through? I'll judge them Friday. PS: Thanks, Spankling!
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boorite June 16, 2003 9:25 AM	I was wondering if anyone else noticed that "living" rhymes with "shiving." (one Google search later) Yep, the Daily Show noticed it a week ago Wednesday. Damn comedy professionals.
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andydougan June 16, 2003 9:45 AM	Who's Martha Stewart?
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boorite June 16, 2003 11:03 AM	Andy is so fucking Continental he doesn't even know the icons of our debased colonial culture over here. Now that's class with a capital K!
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kaufman June 16, 2003 11:47 AM	152271
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User #16352 June 16, 2003 11:49 AM	Why was she sent to a male prison?
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andydougan June 16, 2003 1:55 PM	quote: Andy is so fucking Continental he doesn't even know the icons of our debased colonial culture over here. Now that's class with a capital K! If you think I'm pretending not to know in order to appear academic or something you're barking up the wrong tree. The name rings a bell, but I genuinely don't know who she is.
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User #16352 June 16, 2003 2:00 PM	Here's a picture of her:
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boorite
June 16, 2003 2:50 PM

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If you think I'm pretending not to know in order to appear academic or something you're barking up the wrong tree. The name rings a bell, but I genuinely don't know who she is.

I have a hard time believing the entire world doesn't revolve around Martha Stewart.

But seriously... she is or was the proud empress of a staggering bazillionty-dollar media and housewares empire. Along with Bill Gates, one of only a few Americans to achieve true icon status, at least over here.

I thought you were just making fun of our obsession with idiot celebrities, as when we say "Princess Who?" I can't imagine anyone escaping Martha's media penumbra.

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Spankling June 16, 2003 10:25 PM
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MaxPayne June 16, 2003 11:34 PM	not exactly rule-compliant, but then again neither was martha stewart's trading practices
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andydougan June 17, 2003 2:27 PM
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User #16352 June 17, 2003 3:39 PM	How odd...I use vanilla, too.
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Spankling June 18, 2003 12:05 AM
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boorite June 19, 2003 9:02 AM	MORE ENTRIES MORE ENTRIES
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boorite June 20, 2003 4:18 PM	Uh, seeing as how dougan's isn't a photo edit, and in fact isn't even by him, he wins. The others were far better though.
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Spankling June 20, 2003 6:55 PM	Well done AD. It had to happen someday. Next time instead of doing fucked-up photo edits I'll just mail the judge my dirty socks. Oh... Take your last look at boner-girl, kids. I'm removing her tonight.
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andydougan June 20, 2003 7:31 PM	Lucky I saved her the first time I saw her, then. Thanks for keeping up your end of the bargain, boorite! Er. I mean. New contest in the morning.
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MaxPayne June 20, 2003 8:15 PM	what the fuck? why do we bother having photoshop's at all? why not just make a thread under stuff people make called "stuff I didn't make". I swear I don't know why I even bother...
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User #16352 June 20, 2003 9:53 PM	Let's have an "Ear fuck Max's grandma" contest.
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andydougan June 20, 2003 10:19 PM	Coming right up.
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boorite
June 23, 2003 8:08 AM

Max, you're one of the, like, 3 people who do photo edits. If I picked you to win, that would be one less photo edit person editing photos next time. So it is the submicroscopic scale of this contest that distorted its outcome. As a big fan of both Martha Stewart and Mussolini, it pained me to pass over your entry, but it would have pained me more to see you passively administering the next contest instead of making kickass photoshops.

Also, Andy gave me a blowjob.

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MaxPayne June 25, 2003 10:35 AM	I would have let you put it anywhere you wanted, you never asked though :-( We need to get more people to participate in PV's that way they can be run properly, but I see what you're saying.
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