Can you imagine what Martha Stewart must be going through? Or what she's been through? Or what she'll be going through?

I'll judge them Friday.

PS: Thanks, Spankling!

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I was wondering if anyone else noticed that "living" rhymes with "shiving."

(one Google search later)

Yep, the Daily Show noticed it a week ago Wednesday.

Damn comedy professionals.

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Who's Martha Stewart?

Andy is so fucking Continental he doesn't even know the icons of our debased colonial culture over here. Now that's class with a capital K!

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Let me put it in terms Andy would understand by kaufman 6-16-03

... rape, arson, murder, robbery, and double homicide. What are you in for? Insider trading ... Hell, that doesn't sound too bad. They put you in maximum for that? ... and turning "Proof of Life" DVDs into tasteful centerpieces that everyone would want. That's disgusting! Bend over, bitch!

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Why was she sent to a male prison?

If you think I'm pretending not to know in order to appear academic or something you're barking up the wrong tree. The name rings a bell, but I genuinely don't know who she is.

Here's a picture of her:

quote:

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If you think I'm pretending not to know in order to appear academic or something you're barking up the wrong tree. The name rings a bell, but I genuinely don't know who she is.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

not exactly rule-compliant, but then again neither was martha stewart's trading practices

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How odd...I use vanilla, too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

MORE ENTRIES MORE ENTRIES

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Uh, seeing as how dougan's isn't a photo edit, and in fact isn't even by him, he wins.

The others were far better though.

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Well done AD. It had to happen someday. Next time instead of doing fucked-up photo edits I'll just mail the judge my dirty socks.

Oh... Take your last look at boner-girl, kids. I'm removing her tonight.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Lucky I saved her the first time I saw her, then.

Thanks for keeping up your end of the bargain, boorite! Er. I mean. New contest in the morning.

what the fuck? why do we bother having photoshop's at all? why not just make a thread under stuff people make called "stuff I didn't make". I swear I don't know why I even bother...

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Let's have an "Ear fuck Max's grandma" contest.

Coming right up.

Max, you're one of the, like, 3 people who do photo edits. If I picked you to win, that would be one less photo edit person editing photos next time. So it is the submicroscopic scale of this contest that distorted its outcome. As a big fan of both Martha Stewart and Mussolini, it pained me to pass over your entry, but it would have pained me more to see you passively administering the next contest instead of making kickass photoshops.

Also, Andy gave me a blowjob.

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I would have let you put it anywhere you wanted, you never asked though :-(

We need to get more people to participate in PV's that way they can be run properly, but I see what you're saying.

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