Well heres the rules to Comic Contes 43:
1. All entries must be submitted using nothing but CAPS.
2. You must portray or make reference to DrPedantic being a squirrel.
3. Display your angry at the fact that I won CC42.

Thats it, all entries must be in by 12 AM saturday morning.
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3. Display your angry at the fact that I won CC42.

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So much yelling. I'm going to bed.
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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ok, this message is for some idiot named woodenbaDger, do u have a chemical problem?? r ur mom and dad brother and sister?
BIG CONGRATS TO MY BABY!!! LOVE YA CRABBY!!!

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CRABBYSGIRL eh???? Well it looks like wirthling got himself another log in name, isn't that sweet.

You can't conceive from masturbating.

Crabbysgirl doesn't exist.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Don't let wirthling here that. CRABBYSGIRL is his creation and he's a little sensitive about it.

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ok, this message is for some idiot named woodenbaDger, do u have a chemical problem?? r ur mom and dad brother and sister?
BIG CONGRATS TO MY BABY!!! LOVE YA CRABBY!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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I don't think this contest really needs to go any later than Friday afternoon.

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This looks like as good a place as any to plant this blather.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I agree, why don't we end this contest at 5 pm Friday afternoon. That should please everyone.

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My cyber-ears hurt from all the noise.

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I have never submitted multiple entries before, but that rule 3 is giving me so many ideas!!!

....so many that I completely forgot rule 2. Oh well...

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I am depressed that I am at my most prolific for a contest I despise...

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I agree, why don't we end this contest at 5 pm Friday afternoon. That should please everyone.

Thank you. I almost never check this thing from home, and a weekend of suspense would kill me.

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If you don't know what a squirrel-grip is, well... let's put it this way: It is a serious offence in Aussie Rules, and only men play that sport professionally.

Since none of my four entries are particularly good, DCCVCT says I should win easily. But then again, is the DCCVCT like summoning a train with a lit cigarette, or making a traffic light turn green by putting the car in neutral and pulling the handbrake on? Is a subject's awareness of the likelihood of the theorem being true in a current instance a quantum-like event which actually prevents the DCCVCT-predicted victory from actually occurring?

I think there is something in that for all of us.

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We'll forgive you, dear DexX, since you're from halfway around the world, but the capital of New York is Albany.

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Get it right!

It is? Shit! Someone must have been embarrassed about that...

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If you don't know what a squirrel-grip is, well... let's put it this way: It is a serious offence in Aussie Rules, and only men play that sport professionally.

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Surely the most macho of sports.

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Or the most gay. Could they fondle each other a bit more? I am always struck by the similarities between what my gay friends like to do and what is considered macho.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What's so homosexual about a bunch of guys who look like they're madly boffing each other?

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