Necessity is the Mother of Invention by SDTetsuo 7-21-03

Fuck I'm bored! Well, at least I have a cock and the Internet... I think I can work with that.

Feel free to check out my other comics - INSPIRED BY TRUE STORIES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED!

Wow! These comics really rock.

Seriously.

I think so far this is my favorite out of them all:

HOW DO YOU DO WHAT? by SDTetsuo 7-18-03

You need to learn how to figure stuff out yourself... ... How do I do that?

Keep it up, I want to see more!

Wow. Someone who steals jokes from that QDB site.

Meh.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Hmm... that changes things a bit. So did you steal all your jokes, then?

A few of them are ripoffs from bash.org

BATTLE RAP by SDTetsuo 7-18-03

INSULT RETORT COUNTER-RETORT QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE SUGGESTION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM NONSENSICAL STATEMENT ABOUT PLANKTON

You're on Candid Camera! by SDTetsuo 7-21-03

We had this one guy at school who wore black lipstick and was all gothy and shit. One day we caught him buying an ass-vibrator! Wait wait wait. You "caught" him? What, were you behind him in the line at the ass-vibrator store?

Public Service Announcement by SDTetsuo 7-18-03

And now, a public service announcement: WARNING! Do not let Dr Mario touch your genitals. He is NOT a real doctor.

Kudos to Bargaintuan and his detective skills.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I rip off other people all the time. The trick is to acknowledge it. Besides the other strips were still funny.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Here are some more rip-offs:

FUN SIZED by SDTetsuo 7-18-03

Women ask for it. They act all old and mature. The you stick your cock up their ass and they get all bitchy "I'm only 13! I'm only 13!"

Don't Ask. by SDTetsuo 7-20-03

If you had to describe me in 50 words or less, what would you say? Is "cock loving" one word or two?

These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things by SDTetsuo 7-20-03

God dammit, the cherries I bought yesterday are bad! Cherry season is already over?! There are so few things I like, why must they be SEASONAL?! Lucky for you cock isn't seasonal, so you may continue to enjoy it all year round.

Word to your Mother! by SDTetsuo 7-21-03

Eminem is such a cracker faggot... Why, what'd he do now? Rap.

Basically, all of the funny ones. :-/

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

OMG COMICS NEED RULES >:(

I TOTLALLY AGREE >:(

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CUNT OF THE DAY: BIONYK33

ahahahaha. I love the battle rap one. Hell, and even the incessant penis references.

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Teh Kate

Yeah, they're pretty much all ripped off - I've got no problem admitting that. I just figure that there's a lot of funny stuff there that could transfer media well. Is there any way I can work the credit into the comic, or would I have to do it through my profile? (That's the only reason I haven't - not sure how the best way would be to do it.) Although I find it ironic that people posting at a forum for a site where you most comics seem to be made with other people's art are complaining about sources ^_-. (To clarify - I'm joking people =P)

DEAR SDTETSUO,

SHUT UP

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CUNT OF THE DAY: BIONYK33

DAER NETUOHNAV,

DO YUO TAEK ASSMASTERCARD? YUOR MOTHAR SAEMS TOO ENJOE TAEKING ITT!spinning

Who cares if he took jokes from others, as long as I get a good laugh I dont really care who says it. Thats like saying the inventor of the original dumb blond jokes should only be told by that person, and not passed on. But from now on, please do try to do it yourself. Other people say some funny things, but if you put some though into it im sure you can think of something that no one has done yet.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

For the record, I rated SDTetsuo "okay". Sure, he stole, but at least he knew what to steal.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Thanks for the support Bargaintuan and Ewwwww. The 'inspiration' was partly for the reasons I said before, and partly just to get me firing - definitely expect some more original stuff in future.

WHY Netuohnav IS TEH SUCK by Boritom 7-23-03

D00D, YUR COMIKS ARE TEH SUCK! I'm sorry you feel that way. What about my comics do you specifically object to? UR A FAG LOLOLOL AND UR COMIKS ARE TEH SUK! Okay, you said that before, but what I'm asking is, what don't you like about them? TEH PARTZ WHERE THEY R TEH SUX0R! Why the fuck am I giving a shit what this douchebag thinks?

Note to Netuohnav:
Get an education!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Finally, an original work!

Shakespeare for Dumbasses - 1 by SDTetsuo 8-08-03

And now, some Shakespeare (with translation): But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun! OMGWTF! JuL137 i5 s0 fuKiN h4wt!!1 Arise fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief that thou, her maid, are far more fair than she. j00r s0 h4wt i 7h1Nk im g0nNa r4lph!!!1 Her vestal livery is but sick and green, and none but fools do wear it. Cast it off! l3t m3 s33 j00r B3WB13Z!!!