Oh, and a little photoshopping to get over the obvious...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

To show his pride in the newly liberated Iraq, Mr. Bush will go for gold in the dog discus competition at the 2004 Olympics.

or...

Bush's face registered both shock and awe when the terrier unloaded a dump on his shoes.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

In response, the terrier threat level has been raised to orange.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"You put your dog in,
You take your dog out,
You put your dog in,
And you shake it all about."

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Dick told me this was a wiener dog.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Bush finally reveals the true power behind the throne.

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Poop.

The Bush media support team decided not to use the phrase, " just fuck the dog for a while", a euphemism for stalling in the face unfriendly questions, when coaching the President for press conferences until some SERIOUS de-briefing took place.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Do anyone know if Laura's already got one o' these here door stopper things?"

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This is not my empire.

Surely Bush isn't that big.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

"Kinda funny how Wag The Dog is my favorite movie."

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Think classy, you'll be classy.