I miss everyone!

I'll be back online in a couple of months and then we must all frolic naked together here in Cyberia.

Alphabet Soup by ObiJo 7-18-03

Hey, big guy. Don't call me that, it's deprecatory. No it's not. "Hey, big fat guy." Now that's deprecatory. You're right, it was. That doesn't count. It was allusory. Seemed real enough to me.

Alphabet Soup 2 by ObiJo 7-18-03

Not *i*llusory, *a*llusory. What are you, blind? Um, don't you mean deaf? No, I mean blind! Did you happen to notice the gigantic white things hanging over our heads? Well that black stuff inside are what we like to call letters. SHHH! We're supposed to pretend we don't notice those. Everytime I open my mouth, a huge object appears, suspended ominously, defying physics, libel to crash down on me any moment, and yet I don't "notice" it? Who thought of that, a lobotomized Baldwin? Alec, to be exact.

Alphabet Soup 3 by ObiJo 7-23-03

But wait a damn minute. If you're such an advocate of pretending not to see the things, why'd you act like you'd misheard me? That just drew attention to the fact that we're not really speaking. Pretending not to hear you lent reality to the premise that we're really speaking. Reality?! This from the man who refuses to acknowledge the potentially-lethal chocolate-lettered boulder that keeps blinking in and out of existence right over his head. You're completely missing my... Did you say chocolate lettering? Dark chocolate. Mmm.

Alphabet Soup 4 by ObiJo 7-23-03

Here, try this c. No, I couldn't. Here, try this c. Well if you insist. Here, try this _. Delicious! *chomp chomp*

Alphabet Soup 5 by ObiJo 7-23-03

Be careful though. Stri_creator watches us like hawks. They'll notice if too much of their merchandise goes missing. *chomp chomp* Ewwwww! You ate my p! Do not judge me, sir! You might want to take it easy on those. Choc_late's addicti_e you know. I can quit anytime I want! *chomp chomp*

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh my God! That was hilarious...

I nearly spat Coffee on my monitor!

Come back soon!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

WHOO!!!!

ObiJo, you represent everything that is right with this website.

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Dad was flammable

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Fa_t_s_ic!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm impressed.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

So that's what funny is like! Thanks for the reminder.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That series was like a bottle of fine chianti from a respected wine cellar in a world of half-opened tins of Special Brew found in doorways. Come back soon Obi.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I just discovered the genius of ObiJo and now he's gone. D'oh. Great strips.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

i dunno guys, his comics seem kinda lame. am i right? but hey, maybe its just me.

ps cats rule dogs drool

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cunt of the day: all you dumb niggers

I would like to buy a vowel!

Did that series make anyone else hungry? I'm not sure if it's from the constant mention of chocolate or the loss of energy from laughing. :P

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Poop.

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i dunno guys, his comics seem kinda lame. am i right? but hey, maybe its just me.

ps cats rule dogs drool

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ObiJo is my hero:| pure genius! EACH AND EVERY SERIES... :|

i dont get it but it looks cool i guess

 

So yeah, this is the perfect example of deconstruction, and taking an idea and running with it. You get the Pataphysicians' Guild gold star sir.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.