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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Damn geocities!
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Stream/5764/sculpygroup4.jpg
That's the pic, but it keeps going up and down.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Here's a backup

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well, when you put it that way ...

CAUTION: Backing up may result in severe tire damage.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

kaufman is so funny, he might be a real person.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's LadyJ, ObiJo, and DrPedantic right before they invented the rest of us.

Suck no evil, lick no evil, projectile vomit no evil.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The modern gal can choose from an assortment of breast implants with personality!

(kaufman is cracking me up!)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Scoop out the brains and these would make great ashtrays.

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What others say about boorite!

You could say that about a lot of people.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You could say that about a lot of people.

And from now on, I will.

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What others say about boorite!

Be warned that I intend to steal it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Here comes the ball, I think he'll pick up the spare ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The main advantage to baby heads is they don't blow off the tee like golf balls. The disadvantage is that separating the head from the neck takes a few yards off your drive.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

***The three sexual classifications of golfers: Hetro, Billy Jean King, and Tiger Woods

***For the pedophile who has it all, the new 'Chris' doll with androgenous interchangable heads to fit any mood.

***"how do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel..."

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

quote:

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***The three sexual classifications of golfers: Hetro, Billy Jean King, and Tiger Woods

***For the pedophile who has it all, the new 'Chris' doll with androgenous interchangable heads to fit any mood.

***"how do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel..."

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I say this all the time just to scare my kids.

Actually that's what I do for a living, so don't be alarmed if you see me inserting things into your wife. Just doing my job.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

With a blender. Now, how do you get them out?
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Nachos!

With a blender. Now, how do you get them out?
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Nachos!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

- Steps 1 through 3 of Crabby's Four-Step Guide to Sucking Dick.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Well, I'm stuffed - between kaufman and evil_d I am laughing so hard I know I could never come up with a worthwhile caption to post. :)

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