Unfortunately, the combined intellectual capacity of Zero, MrAdventure, Netuanov and Doug, as displayed by their comics and their behavior in the forums would be insufficient to power a mammal as large as a donkey. We are most likely dealing with a guinea pig or a mutant pygmy marmocet.
In any case, one would have to surmise that the proliferation of Ritalin among the hyperactive youth of our society is having a disasterously negative impact on our culture, and if it continues unchecked, Humanity as we know it will become extinct.
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