The rules:

1. Text may only be used on the third panel.
2. Absolutely no use of all caps.
3. Only hilarious entries permitted. Anything mediocre posted here will be grounds for immediate disqualification. Multiple hilarious entries are permitted.

The contest will end on Sunday, and by that I mean 12 AM Pacific Time.

Yup, Yup, Yup..... by Dr._Light 6-23-01

That's one kickass peice of paper.

You used caps. Does yours break your rule or not? Maybe you can ask Dr. P for me.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

He didn't use all caps, though.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Well it looks like there won't be a winner then huh? Unless wirthling shows up he always wins these.
Since I'm pretty much disqualified from winning because of this rule and because all you crazy people will assume me and Dr. Light are the same person. I'm still gonna have to submit at least 25 entries anyway.
***sIgH****

No - not a Heart fan. Just showing my age.

dun-dudu-dun dudu-dun dudu-dun-dunnnnnnn whaaaaa by Spankling 7-13-01

Barracuda!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 44: Die, Judge, Die by boorite 7-13-01

How about "Dr. Light-in-the-Loafers?"

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Good one boorite.

Time Is Up by Spankling 7-13-01

*Ring Ring* Mr. Cthulhu, this is your wake up call. Thanks honey. *yawn* *scratch*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC44: Crabby in the labby by boorite 7-13-01

The FlensoMatic really works! Splendid.

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enough outa me

Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel by Spankling 7-13-01

Show them your tits, you said! What could it hurt, you said! I just wanted to get us a ride! How was I supposed to know wirthling would be driving by!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC43: Duke Ellington by crabby 7-13-01

I'm feeling blue.

CC43: Boorite Inspiration. by crabby 7-13-01

How about Dr. Crappy contest.

Rave Psychology by NastyPope 7-13-01

Whoa dude, that freakin ROCKED!!! ......does that hurt? The shit I'll do to cheer up a depressed friend.....

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

CC 44: One Day at the Police Station by kaufman 7-13-01

Take a look. Do you see the man who stole your nails? Yeah, it's definitely Number 3.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

If we mutiny in this contest and vote for the winner *nudge nudge* so far kaufman gets my vote. You're on today.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Kaufmans comic was hilarious. He's got my vote as well.
I also liked boorites light in the loafers.

Hmmm...interesting...

We shall see, we shall see....

Beware though, a few of those comics are approaching the boiling point of non-hilarity. Tread lightly....

CC43: Fire Boobs by crabby 7-13-01

Fire Boobs.

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Aliens on their Break by NastyPope 7-13-01

...and for the punchline, Zegron breaks the telepathic link and finishes in monotonous speech ...so I tell the human "Anal Probing ? I just wanted you to orally stimulate my repoductive organs. It's only our first date." Hahahah, almost as funny as the time Saaslich sucked out Bush's brains and no one noticed any difference.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Did krinkle just quote a comic he wrote, how does that work.

i just wrote a comic, and quoted it the way what's his face showed me...
unless you're asking if i plagarised it...
i don't think so, but there are thousands of comics i haven't read here, and if i did it was at least not intentional...
like when i wrote "bad dog"... how was i supposed to know everyone and their mother made a joke about the dog's penis? at least i never resorted to an "all your base" comic...

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Dude. Remove the quote statement and just use the comic one.

It's like HTML, only not.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

oh

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

uh... and good comic, too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Not my contest entry, of course.

This should help. by boorite 7-13-01

Hey Krinkle. I was the first ever to post a canine penis joke here. You know what that means. ALL YOUR DOG DICK GAGS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

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