Well, being as I don't like making rules, and being as it's the 50th anniversary of CC 155, the most lackadaisically-conceived contest ever, we're gonna redo a contest. Not just any contest, though--the best contest EVER (and one for which many of today's regs weren't present).

Here be the rules for this CC 205, as written by one Mr. ObiJo for CC 62:

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- No titles to any comics submitted. Enter some spaces in your title field. I find not having titles interesting cuz your 3 panels have to stand on their own.

- 15 words or less. I think the funniest comics are the shortest ones because you usually have to touch on something intrinsically funny to pull it off.

- Any characters, any backgrounds.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Untitled by niteowl 8-15-03

*cough* *cough* *cough* Ok, first question. *cough* Mr. President, have you been eating pretzels?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Oops. Once more, the rules have DQ'd me. One more try for auld lang syne.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Um, never mind. Thanks.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Did I fart?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Okay... this is weird, and maybe it only affects me, but I find that when I type a few spaces for the title, my comics come out with no header, which is really freaky-looking (not to mention it makes it hard to post). Therefore, I will accept variations on the untitled rule, like putting in ellipses or parentheses or "Untitled" or even "Missing Title: Please Title Your Comic Strip." Just not a real title.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Untitled by niteowl 8-15-03

Time for the magic word? Yep. Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious! Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious! Yay! It worked! There's the stairs!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Untitled by niteowl 8-15-03

I'm done saying those 4 magic words. You priss. I'll say 'em for 10 dolla.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Untitled by choadwarrior 8-16-03

I'm so hot. Do you mean sexually? Or is menopause starting?

Untitled by niteowl 8-16-03

15 words or less? Ha! I'm Dr. Pedantic and I'll babble incessantly if I... HEY!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

And do we really want to make brad mad again? Also, dont you think thats going against the whole *the title distracts you from the comic* thing? Just some food for thought.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

Untitled by UnknownEric 8-16-03

Wow! Stephen Stills! You're my hero! Really? No.

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I has a flavor!

Untitled by Chi_The_Cynic 8-16-03

Great to see you again, Red! How's your new lumberjack job coming along? Sweet Jesus...

Untitled by Chi_The_Cynic 8-16-03

How was it for you? Disappointing... you're rather small... And now? When I said "small"...

Untitled by Chi_The_Cynic 8-16-03

Being and nothingness, the great questions of philosophy... *sigh* Hey, dumbass! Fries with that, sir?

Untitled by Chi_The_Cynic 8-16-03

You any idea how fast you were driving, sir? Yep. Unrepentant, I see... Well, d'uh!

Untitled by Chi_The_Cynic 8-16-03

Jesus loves little children... And so do I... Sorry, but you can't afford my rates

With apologies to the great Gabe Billings...

Untitled by flickguy 8-16-03

Fifteen words? What could we possibly say in less than fifteen words? Wirthling sucks!

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This is not my empire.

Untitled by niteowl 8-16-03

Trolls. I SHOULD DONATE ALL MY STRIPS WOULD BE COMPLIANT WITH CC205  :(  LOL

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I thought that one was really funny.

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Sex Piano.

Untitled by UnknownEric 8-16-03

You're beautiful. Sleep with me. Okay. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Thanks.

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I has a flavor!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Untitled by Bargaintuan 8-16-03

Look! Halley's Comet! IT'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US!!! Don't be silly... That's not Halley's comet!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Untitled by Bargaintuan 8-16-03

I just made my first untitled comic and somehow, it just feels wrong.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Chi, all your comics were great. I liked the untitled one the best.

Thanks, choad - he's one more...

Untitled by Chi_The_Cynic 8-16-03

Cockadoodledoo! George, you really need to teach that cockerel the difference between night and day...

If we reuse old comics, do you want us to remake them with the title removed?

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Poop.