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So now you might be axin'... jus' WHO THE FUCK IS BIG HEAD, an' WHY SHOULD YOU CARE? Well, it's all gon' be explained now, y'all... lissen up...
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| My real name is Diane Meizukooszikalopolis... or something. I don't know. I work at a tax service and I love the Green Bay Packers. I love beer in all its forms: can, keg, even straight from the vats. | |
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| I'm not really a pumpkin, I'm a real person, but this was the closest thing there was to my human form in the selection of cartoon characters here. I have a giant head and I'm quite manly, indeed. | |
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There's more, y'all... even more affa this!
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| I have very broad shoulders, no ass, a hunchback, and my hair's nappier than a goat's ass. Plus, my arms are so fucked up... one's thick like a t-bone and the other's tiny like a chicken wing. | |
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