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Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
2-20-07


	Pirate, that badger...is it alive? Oh my God, it is! That's so cruel!


	Bitch, please. What's cruel is that it's costing me $75 a day to sport this rodent mofo.


	But you just can't wear a living thing as an accessory!


	Aich, just because YOU wear recycled Trojans doesn't mean I have to. Tear, drip, splash. Besides, he's getting paid.


	Oh, well that's diff- wait. What the hell do you get from a BADGER that costs $75 a day?


	Head rubs, neck massages, astrology, stock tips, and every now and then he eats someone's face. That costs extra.