actorbean

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Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
2-25-07

Aich and Pirate argue over badger rights


	Pirate, this is against nature! Darwin is shitting his dead-ass pants right now!


	FINE! Badger, will you PLEASE tell this hippie heffa that everything's OK?


	You know, I bet there's a burlesque show or a nice martini or a J with my name all over it.


	Badger, if that hotness running down my neck ain't chicken noodle soup, I'm funna make some Uggs outta your ass!