actorbean

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Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
3-04-07


	"Rollin' down the street, smokin' endo, sippin' on gin and juice! LAAAAAAAAAAAID BACK!"


	Malcolm...you're a squirrel. Why the hell are you so... ethnic?


	Whatchu talkin' bout, G? I'm keepin' it real, fo' shizzle my nizzle! Break me off some mad props, Bake-dawg!


	That's what I mean, right there. Why're you so...URBAN?


	Sheeeeeeeeit, negro, don't hate the playa, hate the game! I'm the coach up in this mofo, holla back shawty!


	Uh, Malcolm? 1997 called - it wants its slang back. And your copy of "New Jack City".