actorbean  

It just ain't right for a small woodland creature to talk like Tupac's broke-ass cousin. Maybe you need therapy.

Whateva. My game is screwed on tight, a'ight? Give me my props.

You have to recapture your true identity, Malcolm! You've been subverted by gangsta rap, BET, and spinning rims!

Say what? Who you callin' perverted? Yo mama's perverted, punk!

Oh HELLS no! No you di'nt! I'm about to get REAL black up in here. NOBODY talks about my mama!

Ain't my fault the bitch got a token slot on her head board. I be gettin' the all-day pass, myself. Holla!