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Yo, for reals, thanks for squeezing me in, Dr. Mancuso. No Richard Gere jokes, either.

It's my pleasure, Malcolm. Why don't you tell me why you're here today?

Well, Doc, straight up, SOME people think that a brotha is actin' too down with the brown, you dig? I'm too "street" or whateva.

I can see where this may be a problem. Why don't you tell me when this all began?

The shit BEGAN when this giant talking strip of bacon beat my ass for talkin' shit about his moms, and --

Tami, cancel all my appointments this week. Seriously.