actorbean  

HEY! You there! I need to see the CEO, and with the quickness! My fist wants to talk about my coverage with his face.

Oooh, just a MOMent, please! He's been expecting you. How exCITing!

Hold up, princess. You look kinda familiar to me. Where do I know you from?

Have you seen all those Geico commercials with the Australian talking gecko, telling eveyone to make the switch?

Uh, yeah...but you don't look a DAMN thing like him.

Well, girlfriend, I made a switch, too. You like your coffee with or without penis? I like mine 'with'.