actorbean

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Pay no attention to me. I'm just trying a few things out to see if I can harvest the funny.

Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
5-21-07

Office of the Geico CEO


	Hello, I'm the CEO of Geico, Inc. I understand you have a problem you wish to address with me?


	What is this bullshit? Why the fuck do you LOOK like me? I mean I know I'm FINE, but...


	We at Geico feel that a non-threatening presence would calm you more than the others we've presented thus far.


	You know...even for MY ass, this is too much. I'm done. Just raise my premiums. I'm outtie.


	Oh, so NOW you give up? After all that? Pussy. You know what, we'll handle your little claim. Take your punk ass to Esurance.com and don't come back.