actorbean  

Peace and love, Malcolm! Spreading love in the world today?

Whatever. I'm spreading jealousy, word. I'm just keepin' it real. 'Sup with you, hotness?

Hey, I'm looking for a good hemp dealer...I need a new hemp hoodie. This one's about through. Do you know someone?

Hemp dealer. Right. For a HOODIE. RIIIIIGHT. You can stop frontin'... I know what's up.

What's THAT supposed to mean? Are you saying I'm a pothead or something?

Oh, nothing. Nevermind MY ass. But when you smoke your OLD hoodie, remember: puff puff pass, baby! Hook a brotha UP!