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Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
11-13-07

The Dinner Date


	Malcolm, it was so sweet of you to invite me over for dinner! What brought this on?


	Pffft. Ain't nothin' but a thang, girl. You know I'm nice like that sometimes. I'm not ALL bad, damn!


	Still, you didn't have to. So, what's on the menu? Tofu? Bean sprouts? Organic lettuce and artichokes?


	Depends on whatever you plan on cookin', beeyatch! Now fry me some okra and make it snappy, nappy.