The room is cold, there's roaches and rats, it was last cleaned 6 months ago, the light bulbs burn out in three days, the bathroom is one big rust stain, there was broken glass...
I actually like the family that runs the place. But it is the filthiest hotel room I've ever stayed in, and supports the stereotype of Indian-owned hotels.
... I had to vaccuum the ceiling, there's no phone or tv, and the microwave caught fire.
which is ok by me, because it's also the cheapest hotel room I've ever stayed in.