Martha Stewart begins her prison sentence, but she has a plan.
Making a candelabra out of a smuggled pack of cigarettes and using a can of sterno from the cafeteria and origami-wadded toilet paper, she creates an icosaflamethrower and blows her way to freedom.
But Martha Stewart failed to consider that she was being incarcerated in West Virginia.
Artist's rendition of her cell after the escape
Stupid Producer, blowing the whole special effects budget on panel 2.