kaufman
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Doiliverance, part 2

by kaufman
9-30-04

After walking for hours, the escaped Martha Stweart finally comes upon civilization.


	Is that an out-of-tune banjo I hear?


	Those strings are shot, but we can use them to hoist your instrument to the ceiling, where it will make a tasteful chandelier.


	And then we'll attach this spittoon to it, and poke some holes into the fingerboard, so it will mist down the incoming saliva.


	Cool. I always wanted a drooling banjo.