I'm going to a wedding this weekend. I need something elegant but not too dressy, warm without being too stuffy, and something that will attract men without making me look desperate.
Here, ma'am, try one of these cat stoles. The dressing room's right over there.
AAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
It made my thighs look fat. Which way to the Jenny Craig shop?
Salespeople. We're the best at getting folks to stick to their diets.
